Tracy Smith - Older Woman

  • Season 7, Ep 26
  • 08/21/2003
  • Views: 5,048

Dating a younger man helps Tracy not feel so old. (1:31)

I'M FEELING ALL RIGHT

FOR MY AGE.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, LAST WEEK

I GOT HIT ON BY THE MOST

ADORABLE 22-YEAR-OLD...

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

BISEXUAL GIRL.

[LAUGHTER]

SHE THOUGHT I WAS ALL THAT.

WHOO-HOO!

I GAVE THE MATTER SOME

CONSIDERATION.

HEY, YOU GET TO BE MY AGE,

YOU THINK ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT,

OKAY?

BUT SHE'S, YOU KNOW,

12 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME.

FOUND MYSELF LOOKING AT MYSELF

IN THE MIRROR NAKED.

YOU KNOW.

TWENTY-TWO-YEAR-OLD BOY

SEES ME NAKED, HE'LL GO, "WELL,

THAT'S WHAT AN OLDER WOMAN

LOOKS LIKE, I GUESS."

22 YEAR-OLD GIRL SEES ME NAKED?

SHE'LL GO, "I BETTER START

TAKING CARE OF MYSELF."

[LAUGHTER]

"NEVER TOO EARLY TO MOISTURIZE."

I'M SEEING A YOUNGER GUY,

NOW, THOUGH.

OH.

YOUNGER MEN ARE SO CUTE,

AREN'T THEY?

MMMM.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I LOVE ĂșEM.

'CAUSE THEY STILL BELIEVE IN

THEIR DREAMS.

[LAUGHTER]

I JUST THINK THAT'S ADORABLE.

TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT YOUR 5-YEAR

PLAN.

YOU CAN DO IT.

EVERYBODY KEEPS ASKING ME

WHAT HE DOES.

"WHAT DOES HE DO?

WHAT DOES HE DO?"

I DON'T GIVE A (BLEEP).

HE DOES ME.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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