Pablo Francisco - Disrespectful to the Performers

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When Pablo Francisco isn't wearing a hat he looks like Harry Potter's lesbian sister. (3:14)

PABLO, HE TALKS.

JUST COMB MY HAIR IN ANY

POSITION.

"HI.

HOW ARE YOU?

NEWS AT 7:00."

THANKS FOR COMING OUT, MAN.

I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE, MAN.

YEAH.

[chuckles]

EXCEPT FOR, LIKE, SOME OF

THE BOUNCERS.

YOU GET SOME OF THOSE BOUNCERS.

"HEY, MAN.

HOW YOU DOING, MAN?

CAN YOU TAKE--"

YOU GO TO A TOPLESS BAR,

THEY MAKE YOU TAKE OFF YOUR HAT.

"COULD YOU PLEASE REMOVE

YOUR HAT?"

HERE'S AN EXAMPLE.

THIS IS MY HAT.

WHEN I GO TO A TOPLESS BAR,

I ALWAYS DO THAT.

"HEY, MAN.

EXCUSE ME, MAN.

CAN YOU PLEASE REMOVE THE HAT

BEFORE YOU GO INTO

THE TOPLESS BAR?

CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME, BOSS?

CAN YOU--OOH--OOH--CLAH.

CAN YOU DO THIS FOR ME, BOSS?"

AND YOU'RE LIKE, "WHAT?"

SO YOU WANT TO GO TO

A TOPLESS BAR.

I WANT TO PICK UP A GIRL,

YOU KNOW.

I LOOK BETTER IN MY HAT.

[deep voice] I LOOK BETTER

IN MY HAT.

"HELLO, HOW YOU DOING?"

"YEAH, CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR?

CAN YOU--LET ME SPEAK.

LET ME SPEAK.

LET ME TALK TO YOU, BOSS.

CAN WE--OOH--OOH--CLAH."

AND, YOU KNOW, I WANT TO TRY TO

PICK UP A GIRL.

"HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

I'M GONNA PICK UP A CHICK.

MAYBE IT'LL HAPPEN, BUT..."

"NO, LET ME TELL YOU

SOMETHING, MAN.

LET ME SHOW YOU THE SIGN

ABOUT THE HAT.

HMM, HMM, CLAH.

HEH, HEH, CLAH.

NO RECORDING DEVICES.

NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY.

CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME, BOSS?

CAN YOU--OOH--OOH--CLAH.

CAN YOU TAKE OFF THE HAT?"

WHEN I GO THERE, I WANT TO WEAR

THE HAT SO I LOOK MYSTERIOUS.

IT'S MY WINGMAN.

I CAN'T PICK UP A CHICK

LIKE THIS: "HEY,

WHAT'S GOING ON?

[fake laughs] YEAH.

MR. [bleep] POTATO EGGHEAD."

I CAN'T PICK UP A CHICK

LIKE THIS.

"NO, YOU NEED TO TAKE OFF

THE HAT."

I LOOK BETTER IN MY HAT.

[deep voice] IT'S MY WINGMAN.

WHO'S THE GUY--

I LOOK MYSTERIOUS IN MY HAT.

WHO'S THE GUY IN THE HAT?

WHO'S THE GUY SMOKING A

CIGARETTE AND SHAKING HANDS?

WHO IS HE?

AND GIRLS ARE TRIPPING OUT.

"WHO'S THE GUY IN THE [bleep]

HAT?

WHO IS HE?"

"YOU NEED TO TAKE OFF THE HAT."

I CAN'T PICK UP A CHICK WHEN I--

"HEY, I'M HARRY POTTER'S

LESBIAN SISTER."

"YOU NEED TO TAKE OFF THE HAT.

YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU CAN WEAR

THE HAT DURING LUNCH HOURS."

I GO, "WHY CAN'T I WEAR

THE HAT NOW?"

"YOU KNOW WHY YOU CAN'T WEAR

THE HAT?

BECAUSE IT'S DISRESPECTFUL

TO THE PERFORMERS."

"IT'S DISRESPECTFUL TO

THE PERFORMERS?

THE GIRLS DANCING?"

[imitates techno beats]

"TAKE OFF THAT HAT!"

[cheers and applause]

DISRESPECTFUL?

DISRESPECTFUL?

[imitates techno beats]

"YOU BETTER TAKE OFF THAT HAT!"

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