The Alamo - Uncensored

  • Season 1 , Ep 8
  • 08/27/2013
  • Views: 46,723

Davy Crockett, Jim Bowie and William Travis illegally take land in Texas, but the Mexican army quickly tries to reclaim the territory. (2:03)

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TODAY, WE'RE GONNATALK ABOUT THE ALAMO

IN SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS.

1836--ENTER WILLIAM TRAVIS.

DODGED OUT ON A BUNCHOF BUSINESS DEBTS,

HE ABANDONED HIS WIFEAND CHILD

AND HEADED TOWARDS TEXASWITH HIS SLAVE, JOE.

JIM BOWIE, HE FORGEDTHESE DOCUMENTS THAT HE OWNED

ALL THESE GRANTSIN THE UNITED STATES TERRITORY.

JIM BOWIE'S LIKE,YEAH, THEY'RE ONTO ME HERE.

I BETTER GET TO TEXAS,

WHERE THEY'RE PROBABLYNOT AS SMART,

AND I'LL START DOING THISSAME SHENANIGAN DOWN THERE.

CONGRESSMAN DAVY CROCKETT,

EVERYBODY LOVES THIS GUY.

THE SAYING GOES,

"HE COULD KILL A GRIZZLY BEARWITH HIS SMILE."

WELL, AS IT HAPPENS,

HE DOESN'T GET ELECTEDFOR A SECOND TERM.

AND HE SAYS,YOU CAN GO TO HELL.

I'LL GO TO TEXAS.

CROCKETT, TRAVIS, AND BOWIEHEAD TO TEXAS TO TAKE LAND.

MEXICO OWNS THE TERRITORYOF TEXAS,

AND THE LONG-STORY-SHORTIS THESE GUYS

EXPEL A MEXICAN ARMYGARRISON

AND THEY TAKE A MISSIONFOR THEMSELVES.

AND THAT MISSIONIS THE ALAMO.

AND THEY HOLE UPIN THE ALAMO.

BOWIE SAYS, DON'T WORRY.

THERE'S NO WAYTHE MEXICAN ARMY'S

COMING UNTIL SPRING,BECAUSE THE WINTER'S TOO HARSH

ON THESEHIGH MEXICAN DESERTS.

BUT THEY DO COME.

SANTA ANNA AND HIS SOLDIERSARRIVE IN SAN ANTONIO.

THEY'RE ON HIS LAND.

AND HE SAYSTO THE ALAMO DEFENDERS,

SURRENDER NOWOR YOU WILL BE KILLED.

[scoffs]

BULL[bleep].

LET'S FIRE A CANNON SHOTAT SANTA ANNA

AND LET HIM KNOWWE KNOW BUSINESS.

AND FIRES A CANNON.

AND THIS PISSES OFFSANTA ANNA.

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