Amy, you're my best friend.
We do everything together.
We love to havetea parties.
And dance parties.
(woman) Get ready for a day
of fun and glamour
when you're hanging out with Amy,
the official Amy Schumer doll.
Look, she's spicing upher coffee.
Glamorous.(alarm clock ringing)
1:00 P.M.! We're allowedto wake her up now.
She's waking up in astranger's bed again.
She's so popular.
No wrappers onthe floor.
Time for Plan B.
Amy comes complete with a variety of accessories,
including a purse for her essentials
that you can dump on the table.
What's in yourpurse, Amy?
Birth control, Lexapro,dusty candy corn,
and a business cardfrom a Tekserve employee
that gave her a vibe.
Amy also comes with a six-pack of cranberry juice
to help her UTI.
You'll feel bettersoon, Amy.
Dress her in three different outfits
that hide her problem areas:
a crop top...
This shows offher tramp stamp.
...skinny jeans to keep in the closet...
...and one nice thing for court.
It's okay, Amy,
you can fall asleepin your clothes again.
Don't forgetto sleep on your side.
It's Amy, the official Amy Schumer doll
from the makers of Fat Babs.