Marriage Pact

  • Season 2 , Ep 8
  • 11/08/2011
  • Views: 56,317

Adam shows up at the home of a girl who tutored him in math and reminds her of their marriage pact. (1:00)

MY MOM PAID YOU TO HELP MEWITH MY MATH.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

- I'M A RICH DUDE NOW,

AND I CAMETO PROCLAIM MY LOVE.

SO LOOK AT THE TOP HAT,

AND ALSO THE $70 DRESSTHAT I GOT YOU,

$22 IN FLOWERS,$66 IN JELLY BEANS.

IS THAT BUTTERED POPCORN?[sniffs]

YEAH, IT IS. YOUR FAVORITE.AND I REMEMBER THAT.

AND THAT'S NOT SCARYTHAT I REMEMBERED IT AT ALL.

- WHAT IS THIS FOR?

- WE WERE ALREADYSUPPOSED TO BE TONGUE-DEEP

IN EACH OTHER BY NOW,SO THIS IS AWKWARD.

YOU FORGOT ABOUTOUR MARRIAGE PACT, DIDN'T YOU?

YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU SAIDTHAT WHEN YOU WERE 18,

THAT WE WOULD GET MARRIEDUNDER THE MOONLIT SKY,

AND I WOULD BUY YOUAPPLE PUCKER,

AND WE WOULD BOTH DRINK ITINTO THE NIGHT.

BUT I'M NOT READYFOR THAT RIGHT NOW,

SO PUT IT BACKIN YOUR PANTS, OKAY?

I'M JUST LOOKING FOR A DATETO MY DRUG DEALER'S WEDDING,

AND QUITE FRANKLY,YOU DEVELOPED INTO--

JUST A REAL SEXY BROAD.

THOSE--THOSE ARE SOMEREAL CLASSY DOGS UP TOP.

THEY'RE BARKING AT ME.- I'M MELISSA'S FATHER.

CAN I HELP YOU?

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