Rex Erection

  • Season 2 , Ep 2
  • 09/10/2013
  • Views: 15,833

Woody recounts the rise and fall of his porn superstar alter ego, Rex Erection. (1:25)

THE WORLD WAS AT MY FEET.

I EVEN INVENTEDMY OWN SIGNATURE MOVE--

THE REX ROCKET!

[grunts]

- OH, MY GOD!THAT WAS AMAZING!

- I HAD LEGIONS OF FANSWHO ADORED ME.

- COULD YOU MAKE IT OUTTO DUKE?

YOU'RE MY HERO, REX.

I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUWHEN I GROW UP.

- WHAT ARE YOU, SEVEN?- I'M ONLY SIX.

- SIX INCHES?NOT ENOUGH CABLE, SON.

YOU'LL NEVER MAKE ITIN PORN.

STAY IN SCHOOL.- OHH.

- OH, I WAS ON TOPOF THE WORLD,

BUT I FLEW TOO CLOSETO THE SUN.

[snorts]I BURNED OUT.

COULDN'T DO WHAT I, UH,NEEDED TO DO.

OH, BOY.

I'M--I'M REALLY EMBARRASSEDABOUT THIS, FOLKS.

WELL, ONE MINUTE.OH, BROTHER.

I'M THINKING OF EVERYTHING.SORRY, GUYS.

I KNOW THIS SEEMSUNPROFESSIONAL,

BUT MAYBE YOU GUYSCAN HIT CRAFT SERVICE.

OH, OH,STARTING TO GET A TINGLE.

NO! SHIT! IT'S GONE!COME ON, COME ON!

MY PRESENCE IN PORN FILMS

WAS REDUCED TO NON-SEXUALCHARACTER ROLES,

LIKE THE POOL BOY'S BOSS

AND ONE OF THE STUDENTS NOT KEPT AFTER CLASS.

IT FLUNG ME INTOA DEEP DEPRESSION.

[crying]

[lid pops]

[crying]

[snorts]

HUH?

WHAT ARE ALL YOU PEOPLEDOING IN MY BATHROOM?

[thud]

FORTUNATELY, UNCLE SAMSTRAIGHTENED ME OUT.

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