>> Gardening stores
and hardware stores sell manure
for $12 a bag.
The government doesn't want you
to know this, but if you were to
ask your friends and family
they'd probably come over to
your house and crap on your lawn
[cheers and applause]
Come on, come on, now, hey!
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