Aries Spears - Anthrax Scare

  • Season 9 , Ep 15
  • 05/19/2005
  • Views: 11,922

Arabs took the pressure off black people. (3:05)

RACISM, BUT I GOT ADMIT YA KNOW,

BLACK PEOPLE AND WHITE PEOPLE,

OUR RELATIONSHIPS HAVE GOTTEN

A LOT TIGHTER AND IT'S

UNFORTUNATE THAT IT HAD

TO HAPPEN BUT IT GOT TIGHTER

AFTER SEPTEMBER 11th.

'CAUSE I'M TELLING YOU AFTER

SEPTEMBER 11th, ARABS TOOK ALL

THE PRESSURE OFF US.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I'M TELLING YOU.

THEY ARE THE NEW [BLEEP].

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I GET ON A PLANE NOW,

WHITE PEOPLE Y'ALL BE HAPPY

TO SEE US, "HEY BRO, C'MERE,

SIT NEXT TO ME, BRO.

HERE, COME HERE.

HERE HOLD MY DAUGHTER.

[PLOP]

I LOVE YA, [BLEEP], C'MERE."

[LAUGHTER]

YOU GOTTA WATCH OUT FOR THEM,

IT'S CRAZY.

YA KNOW.

AND CERTAIN ASPECTS OF

THIS STUFF JUST AFFECTED PEOPLE

DIFFERENTLY.

LIKE I KNOW WHEN THE ANTHRAX

THING HIT, WHITE PEOPLE, Y'ALL

WAS VERY NERVOUS, YA KNOW.

Y'ALL WOULD COME UP TO ME

AT WORK AND WARN ME LIKE,

"OH, MY GOD ARIES, BE CAREFUL.

DON'T OPEN YOUR MAIL."

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,

BLACK PEOPLE WAS NEVER

WORRIED ABOUT ANTHRAX

'CAUSE HALF THE TIME WE DON'T

OPEN OUR MAIL NO WAY.

[LAUGHTER]

WE MIGHT THINK THAT'S A BILL,

WE MIGHT HOLD IT TO LIGHT

AND GO, "THAT'S A RED SLIP

UN-HUH."

YOU WANT TO GET US WITH ANTHRAX,

PUT THAT IN A JAY Z CD,

THAT'S HOW YOU GET US.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"HEY, I GO THAT NEW JIGGA...

OH, PFFF... MY GOD, OSAMA GOT ME

MOTHER [BLEEP]!"

THAT'S THE ONLY WAY.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I'M A TELL YOU, IT'S REALLY

WEIRD, I'M ORIGINALLY FROM HERE,

BUT I LIVE IN L.A. AND IT WAS

CRAZY 'CAUSE WHEN THAT THING

WENT DOWN MY PEOPLE FROM

BACK EAST CALLED ME HOME IN L.A.

SAID, "MAN, TURN ON THE TV,

YA KNOW, PLANE WAS TAKING OVER,

HOSTAGE SITUATION."

AND I SEEN THE MOVIES MAN,

SO WHEN I HEARD HOSTAGE

SITUATION, I AUTOMATICALLY

THOUGHT BIG ASS GUNS AND BOMBS

WAS USED.

THEY SAID HOMEMADE KNIVES.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A HOMEMADE

KNIFE IS CALLED?

IT'S CALLED A SHANK.

THAT'S A PRISON WEAPON,

WE INVENTED THAT.

THAT'S WHY I KNEW IT WASN'T

A PLANE FULL OF [BLEEP], YOU

GOT TO COME BETTER THAN THAT!

THAT CALL MIGHT HAVE BEEN

DIFFERENT LIKE, "OSAMA, WE ARE

TRYING TO TAKE OVER PLANE BUT

AS SOON AS WE PLAY OUT KNIFE,

ALL THE [BLEEP] SAY, OH NO,

YOU DIDN'T."

"I GOT TO GO.

I CALL YOU BACK.

HAGITABA ALLAH!"

IT WOULD BEEN A WHOLE DIFFERENT

PROGRAM.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

BROTHERS WOULD HAVE CALLED

AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL LIKE,

"YEAH, THIS RAHEEM, THEY TRIED

TO GET IS WITH KNIVES.

HA-HA-HA-HA!

WOO!

OH NO, WE WHOOPED THEY ASS,

BUT WHERE THE MANUAL AT?

I NEED TO LAND THIS

MOTHER [BLEEP]."

WOULD A BEEN DIFFERENT, MAN.

I GOTTA APPLAUD THE WHITE PEOPLE

FOR COMING OUT.

WHITE PEOPLE ARE VERY BRAVE.

'CAUSE SOMETIMES IF BLACK PEOPLE

GO OUT AND WE DON'T SEE ENOUGH

OF US, WE FEEL LIKE WE AIN'T

MEANT TO BE THERE.

WE MIGHT START TO COME IN

AND GO, "OH, THIS IS NICE,

OH, WOW...

[LAUGHTER]

NO, I'M A GO HOME AND WATCH

THE KNICKS OR SOMETHING."

WHITE PEOPLE, Y'ALL DO NOT

GET NERVOUS.

Y'ALL KNOW Y'ALL PLACE IN LIFE.

Y'ALL ARE VERY SECURE.

IF Y'ALL GO SOMEPLACE AND

DON'T SEE ENOUGH OF Y'ALL,

Y'ALL TAKE IT AS A CHALLENGE.

LIKE, "I DON'T GIVE A [BLEEP],

I KNOW THE GUY WHO BUILT

THE BUILDING.

C'MON, WE'RE GOING IN."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND YOU TELL US.

YOU TELL US.

YOU GO, "WE'RE NOT SCARED OF

YOU NEGROES, WE'RE NOT SCARED.

WE KNOW ALL YOU'RE SAYINGS,

HOLLER, YEAH WHATEVER."

"YEAH, RAISE THE ROOF BRO,

WE KNOW, WE KNOW."

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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