Gentle Comedy

Season 2 , Ep 6 11/07/07 Views: 18,426

Laura finds Jay's collection of "gentle comedy" videos, and Sarah pronounces her housekeeper Dora an unemployed immigrant. (2:10)

WELL, I'M GONNA TAKETHE GUNK ON THIS PAN

OUT TO THE WOODSHEDAND GIVE IT A SPANKIN'.

DON'T BE TOO ROUGHON IT.

IT'S JUST A CHILD.

HA HA HA!

YOU KNOW, I WAS GONNA USE A NON-STICK PAN,

BUT I FIGURED THAT'S KIND OF CHEATING.

WOW, I THINK THERE'S A RACCOON

OUT IN THE ALLEY THERE.

HEY, IT LOOKS LIKE MY LITTLE FAT FRIEND

RACCOONY THE RACCOON IS BACK IN THE BACKYARD.

"YOUNG IRISH GIRL"?

HE LOVES TO HAVE APPLES

AS HIS SPECIAL TREAT ON HIS--

WAIT, LAURA--WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

COME ON, PLEASE, LAURA.

UM...

YOU LIKE YOUNG IRISH GIRLS?

WELL, IT'S--

IT'S OKAY IF IT'S PORNOGRAPHY.

NO NO NO-- DON'T PUT IT IN.

I WANT TO WATCH IT.

I WANT TO KNOWWHAT MY BOYFRIEND'S INTO.

[bad Irish accent] OH, PATRICK.

HOW COULD YOU BUY THAT HORSE

WITHOUT ASKING FATHER'S PERMISSION?

PATRICK DIDN'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY.

HE ENJOYED EVERY MOMENT.

IS THIS STANDUP COMEDYOR SOMETHING?

WHA--STAND--

NO NO NO,

IT'S MUCH, MUCH DIFFERENTTHAN THAT.

IT'S CALLEDGENTLE COMEDY.

IT'S LIKE LILY TOMLINOR TRACY ULLMAN.

YOU DO CHARACTERS

AND THEN YOU PUT ONA ONE-MAN SHOW.

TRUTH IS I'VE ALWAYS

WANTED TO DO ITIN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE.

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

[on TV] OH, IT'S A FUNNY LITTLE BUGGER.

[knocking on door]

(Dora) MOMENTO, I AM COMING!

MISS SARAH!

GOOD AFTERNOON, DORA.

AFTER YOU LEFT MY HOMETODAY,

I DISCOVERED THAT PERSONALPROPERTY OF MINE WAS MISSING.

MISSING?

WHAT IS NOT THERE?

MY SHOPLIFT SHELLYFIGURINE.

MISS SARAH,

WHY WOULD I STEALYOUR TOY?

I AM A GROWN WOMAN.

YOU HAVE NO IDEAHOW MUCH THIS HURTS ME,

BUT I HAVE NO CHOICE.

"I, SARAH JANEANASTASIA SILVERMAN,

"A JEW WITHA ONE-BEDROOM APARTMENT,

"PROCLAIM THAT YOU AREHEREBY AND HEREAFTER FIRED.

"BY THE POWER VESTED IN MEBY THE CITY OF VALLEY VILLAGE,

"I KNOW PRONOUNCE YOUAN UNEMPLOYED IMMIGRANT.

SIGNED AND PERFORMEDBY SARAH SILVERMAN."

BUT, MISS SARAH--

MISS SARAH WILL MISS DORA.

BUT I CANNOT BE DISRESPECTED

BY THE WOMAN WHO FOLDSTHE UNDERWEAR

THAT I POOP IN.

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