Doug Williams - Man Up

  • Season 14 , Ep 2
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 1,476

Whatever products come out in the open market, they have something just like it in the hood. (2:42)

OF MY PEOPLE.

I SUPPORT MY PEOPLEEVERY CHANCE I GET.

I DON'T CARE WHAT KINDOF BUSINESS YOU HAVE,

I SUPPORT YOU.

LIKE, I TRIED THE VIAGRA.

ANYBODY EVER TRY THE VIAGRA,ANY FELLA?

OH, I'M THE ONLY ONE AT ALL?

BILLION-DOLLAR INDUSTRY.THEY'RE JUST GETTING MY MONEY.

OKAY. I'LL GO WITH THAT.I'LL GO WITH THAT.

BUT I TRIED THE VIAGRA,BUT I CAN'T AFFORD IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?THIS IS LIKE $20 A PILL.

I CAN'T AFFORD THAT.

BUT THANK GOD FOR THE HOOD,MAN.

LET ME TELL YOU WHY.I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHY.

BECAUSE I DON'T CAREWHAT THEY COME OUT WITH

ON THE OPEN MARKET,

THEY GOT A PRODUCT JUST LIKE ITIN THE HOOD.

MAN, I WENT DOWN TO HARLEM.

THERE'S A BROTHER DOWN THERE

GOT SOME PILLSLOOK JUST LIKE VIAGRA.

THEY'RE CALLED "MAN UP."

HAVE YOU EVER HEARDOF THESE PILLS? MAN UP?

NO, I'M SERIOUS.IT'S CALLED MAN UP.

NOW -- NOW...NORMALLY,

I DON'T BUY DRUGS FROM THE HOOD.

I TRY TO...

BUT THIS BROTHERHAD A GREAT SALES PITCH.

HE WAS LIKE, "LOOK,THIS IS ALL-NATURAL."

TOLD ME NOT ONLYWOULD IT GIVE ME AN ERECTION,

BUT IT WOULD ALSOCLEAN OUT MY COLON.

I SAID, "ARE YOU SERIOUS?

ARE YOU SERIOUS?"

THIS IS A BAD PILL.IT'S A DUAL EFFECT, YOU KNOW?

I SAID, "HEY, MAN,GIVE ME SOME OF THAT.

I GOT TO HAVE THAT."

SO I TOOK IT HOME,AND, JUST LIKE HE SAID,

I GOT AN ERECTIONWITHIN FIVE MINUTES.

MAN, I HAD MY WIFE.I SPREAD HER OUT.

I WAS GETTING READYTO TAP THAT ASS...

...BUT HE NEGLECTED TO TELL ME

THAT IT WORKED AT THE SAME TIME.

[ GRUNTING ]

I WAS HITTING IT.

MY STOMACH SAID --B-L-L-L-L-LIP.

"BOY, THAT'S REALLY A WEIRDFEELING TO GET RIGHT NOW.

OH, OH, OH, OH, OH,OH, OH, OH, OH, OH!"

[ LAUGHS ]

I STAYED ON THE TOILETALL NIGHT LONG.

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT ISTO SIT ON THE TOILET

WITH AN ERECTION?

YOU GOT TO HAVE PERFECT POSTURE.

YOU GOT TO...

YOU MESS AROUND AND SNEEZE,YOU'LL STAB YOURSELF TO DEATH.

YOU HAVE TO -- YOU GOT TOSIT LIKE THIS THE WHOLE TIME.

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