Harland Williams - Flamingos

  • Season 9 , Ep 20
  • 06/23/2005
  • Views: 5,102

If flamingos defend themselves by kicking, they'll fall flat on their faces. (1:06)

YOU EVER WATCH THE DISCOVERY

CHANNEL, MAN?

NATURE'S ROUGH.

IT'S A ROUGH PLACE TO BE, HUH?

WATCHING THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL

THE OTHER DAY.

BIG THING ON FLAMINGOES,

STANDING AROUND ON ONE LEG!

JUST STANDING THERE AND MONKEYS

ARE JUMPING OUT OF THE WEEDS

ATTACKING 'EM.

ALLIGATORS JUMPING UP,

EATING 'EM ALIVE.

THINKING NATURE'S ROUGH ENOUGH,

WHAT CHANCE DO YOU HAVE AT

SURVIVAL WHEN YOU'RE BORN PINK?

[LAUGHTER]

IT'S LIKE SOMETHING'S COMING

AND YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, YOU WANT

A PIECE OF THIS, PLAYER?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YOU WANT TO GO, SUCKER?

AND THEY STAND AROUND ON

ONE LEG, SO IF SOMETHING'S

COMING AT 'EM, EVEN IF THEY GO

TO KICK 'EM, THEY JUST FALL ON

THEIR PINK FACE.

A PENGUIN COULD BEAT THE CRAP

OUT OF A FLAMINGO!

DIRTY, GREASY PINK FLAMINGO.

LOOK AT THIS CREEPY BASTARD.

[LAUGHTER]

HI, STUPID.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

IT'S GOOD TO SEE EVERYBODY

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