Ian Edwards - Out Slavery

  • Season 2 , Ep 5
  • 02/17/2012
  • Views: 3,923

Ian Edwards doesn't believe there's an award show for who suffers the most. (1:44)

I GOT JEWISH FRIENDS.

UH, JEWISH PEOPLE ALWAYS TRYTO OUT SLAVERY BLACK PEOPLE.

[audience laughing]

KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?

YEAH, JEWISH PEOPLEALWAYS TRYIN'

TO OUT SLAVERYBLACK PEOPLE.

YOU KNOW, THEY ALWAYS LIKE:"YOU KNOW, WE WAS SLAVES FIRST."

I'M LIKE, "THAT AIN'TNO CONTEST I'D LIKE TO WIN."

[audience laughing]

I'M LIKE, "WHO'S RACIN'--?

"WHO CALLEDSHOT-GUN ON SLAVERY?"

[audience laughing]

THEIR AIN'T NO AWARD SHOWFOR WHO SUFFERS THE MOST.

"AND THE AWARD FOR WHOSUFFERS THE MOST GOES TO JEWS."

"YES, I WON-- UH, I'DLIKE TO THANK THE EGYPTIANS.

[audience laughing]

"AND ALL THE ROSHASHANNAS.

[audience laughing]

LIKE I SAID BEFORE,I'M FROM JAMAICA.

[indistinct]

KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'--NO DOUBT.

THAT'S HOW WE SAY "HI."

THREE PEOPLE GET KILLEDWHEN WE SAY "HI."

THOSE ARE THE RULES--I AIN'T MAKING THIS SHIT UP.

I LEARNED A LOT ABOUTMY FAMILY HISTORY

WHEN I WAS GROWIN'UP IN JAMAICA.

I FOUND OUT THAT MY GREAT-GREATGRANDFATHER WAS A SLAVE

WHO WORKED SO HARD THAT HEBOUGHT HIS FREEDOM FROM SLAVERY.

YEAH, MAN.

[applause]

AND THEN, UH, SOLD HIMSELFBACK INTO SLAVERY FOR A PROFIT.

[audience laughing]

HE WAS THE FIRST [bleep]TO REFINANCE HIMSELF.

[audience laughingand applauding

HE WAS A BUSINESS MAN--YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

HE DID THE SHITNINE TIMES

TILL HE OWNED THEPLANTATION AND HIMSELF.

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