The Super Bowl, The Grammy Awards & Gotye

  • Season 2, Ep 5
  • 02/05/2013
  • Views: 4,497

Jeff Ross discusses Beyonce's performance at the Super Bowl and this year's Grammy nominees. (3:07)

>> I LIKE THAT.

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE RAVENS

FOR WINNING THE SUPER BOWL.

THE LOMBARDI TROPHY IS IN

BALTIMORE WHERE IT WILL REMAIN

UNTIL SOMEONE STEALS IT AT

GUNPOINT.

WITH THE A GAME.

SO MANY UPS AND DOWNS.

OF COURSE, I'M TALKING ABOUT

BEYONCE'S TITS.

IT'S GRAMMY WEEK IN L.A.

THIS SUNDAY, ALL OUR QUESTIONS

WILL BE ANSWERED.

WHO WILL WIN?

WHO WILL LOSE?

WHO WILL DROWN IN A BATHTUB?

LL COOL J IS HOSTING BECAUSE

IT'S HARD IT FIND A RAPPER OUT

OF PRISON THAT CAN PRONOUNCE

GAUTIER.

HE'S BEEN AROUND FAR DECADE,

BUT HE DIDN'T START ANNOYING

PEOPLE UNTIL THIS YEAR.

>>

♪ NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT

I USED TO KNOW ♪♪

>> NO ONE RECOGNIZES HIM.

THEY TREAT HIM LIKE A STRANGER

AND IT FEELS SO ROUGH.

POOR GAUTIER.

GO AWAY.

EVERY GUY KNOWS SOMEONE LIKE

GAUTIER AND YOU ARE PROBABLY

[BEEP] HIS GIRLFRIEND.

THE BAND FUN IS NOMINATED FOR

BEST NEW ARTIST.

>>

♪ SOME NIGHTS I CALL IT ♪♪

>> THEY HAVE A PERIOD AT THE

END OF THEIR NAME AND ONCE A

MONTH.

IT REMINDS ME OF QUEEN EXCEPT

THE LEAD SINGER DOESN'T HAVE

THE BALLS TO COME OUT OF THE

CLOSET.

RICK ROSS SURVIVED A DRIVE-BY

SHOOTING LAST WEEK.

GIVE IT UP FOR RICK ROSS.

HE'S ALIVE.

HE'S ALIVE BECAUSE THE SHOOTER

FORGOT TO USE AN ELEPHANT GUN.

IT'S THE FIRST DRIVE-BY AT A

DRIVE-THRU.

INVESTIGATORS SAY THEY

RECOVERED 18 BULLET CASINGS AND

54 SAUSAGE CASINGS.

HE'S BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF

TIME IN THE RECORDING BOOTH.

THE CEREMONY ISN'T EXPECTED TO

GO ON FOR LONGER THAN THREE

HOURS.

JUST LONG ENOUGH FOR TAYLOR TO

FALL IN LOVE, GET DUMPED AND

WRITE [BEEP] SONGS ABOUT IT.

AND GANGNAM STYLE GOT NO GRAMMY

NOMINATIONS.

PSY THOUGHT HE WAS LAUNCHING A

CAREER, BUT LIKE EVERYTHING

KOREAN LAUNCHES, IT WAS NOTHING

TO BE WORRIED ABOUT.

NO WOMAN DESERVES TO BE PUNCHED

BECAUSE FOR GAUTIER.

SO GOOD LUCK TO ALL THE

NOMINEES, EXCEPT FOR YOU, CARLY

RAE JEPSEN!

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT JOKE,

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