Taylor Negron - Inner Children

Bobby Slayton & Taylor Negron Season 1, Ep 0129 02/24/1992 Views: 1,675

Taylor Negron isn't on board with holding grudges or 70s nostalgia. (2:03)

FORGIVE YOURSELF.

THAT WORD WILL NEVER GO OUTOF STYLE, "FORGIVENESS."

I FORGIVE MYSELF.

I FORGIVE MY D.N.A.

I FORGIVE MY GENES.

I FORGIVE THAT I WASPROGRAMMED TO HAVE FLAT FEET.

I FORGIVE THE FACTTHAT I HAVE SOFT TEETH.

I FORGIVE MILLI VANILLI.

I FORGIVE MY PARENTS FOR NOT,YOU KNOW

INVESTING IN SONYOR POLAROID OR XEROX.

I FORGIVE MY INNER CHILDREN.

I FOUND OUT THAT I HAVEA LOT OF INNER CHILDREN.

HAVE YOU HEARD THIS?

THAT WE ALL HAVE, LIKE,AN INNER CHILD IN US

AND THAT TO BE HAPPY ADULTS

WE HAVE TO DEALWITH OUR INNER CHILD?

I FOUND OUT THAT I HAVE THEENTIRE VON TRAPP FAMILY IN ME.

WE HAVE MORE INNER CHILDREN...

I HAVE SO MANY INNER CHILDREN

I HAVE TO SET UPAN INNER CHILDREN REFUGEE CAMP.

BUT HAVE YOU NOTICED THIS?

THEY'RE LIKE HAVINGTHIS '70s NOSTALGIA NOW.

I MEAN, WHO CARESABOUT THE DECADE OF THE '70s?

IT WAS SUCH A BURNT-ORANGE,AVOCADO-GREEN TIME, YOU KNOW.

IT WAS SUCHA TAMBOURINE-SLAMMING, ABBA

KIND OF A POLY/COTTON TIME ANDI WANT TO FORGET IT, YOU KNOW.

I ACTUALLY HAVE NOSTALGIAFOR THE '80s.

I REALLY DO.

I REALLY, REALLY HAVENOSTALGIA FOR THE '80s.

I MISS RUSSIA.

I MISS THE SOVIET UNION.

I MISS THE BERLIN WALL.

I MISS CYNDI LAUPER.

I WANT TO HAVE A NOSTALGIA PARTYFOR THE '80s, YOU KNOW

WHEN WE CAN ALL WEAR, LIKE, FLASHDANCE SWEATSHIRTS

AND LISTENTO CHEAP TRICK RECORDS

AND SELL JUNK BONDSTO EACH OTHER, YOU KNOW.

I'M NOSTALGICFOR THE TIME I CAME OUT HERE.

REMEMBER WHENI WALKED OUT HERE?

I MEAN, THAT WASA REALLY MARVELOUS TIME.

REMEMBER HOW GOODWE FELT ABOUT EACH OTHER

AND HOW GOOD WE FELTABOUT OUR COUNTRY?

I REALLY HAVE TO GO NOW.

I HAVE TO PICK UP ONEOF MY INNER CHILDREN AT SCHOOL--

MY INNER MIDDLE CHILD,THE IMPATIENT CHILD.

THE LAST TIME I WAS LATEHE THREW A TUNA SANDWICH AT ME

SO I DON'T WANT TO BE LATE.

BUT YOU'VE BEEN A VERY NICEAUDIENCE AND I FORGIVE YOU.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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