Sweet Booty

  • Season 3 , Ep 9
  • 08/09/2005
  • Views: 53,246

Terry's tricks jeopardize his job at Tacos Tacos Tacos Tacos. (2:06)

Dangle: GOT A CALL THAT

SOMEBODY'S BEEN GIVIN', UH,

TONGUE JOBS HERE IN THE RESTROOM

OF TACOS, TACOS, TACOS, TACOS.

SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT!

SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT!

Man: WHAT? HELLO?

Junior: IS THAT YOU, TERRY?

Dangle: TERRY?

Terry, lisping: YES, IT'S ME!

I HAVE DIARRHEA! IT'S BAD!

Dangle: GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM

TERRY! GET ON OUTTA HERE!

Terry: I HAVE BAD DIARRHEA.

Junior: YOU ALONE IN THERE,

TERRY?

[DANGLE BANGS ON DOOR]

Terry: ALL RIGHT. IT'S STUCK.

SHH!

Dangle: WHO WERE YOU SHOOSHING?

Terry: WHAT?

Dangle: WHO WERE YOU SHOOSHING?

Terry: NOBODY. I DIDN'T SHOOSH.

Dangle: HAVE YOU BEEN GIVING

TONGUE JOBS IN THE BATHROOM?

Terry: NO! WHY WOULD I DO THAT?!

I WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE

THAT. FIRST OF ALL, I HAVE A

GIRLFRIEND WHO I LOVE VERY MUCH.

Dangle: HER NAME IS...

Terry: MICHELLE.

Junior: MICHELLE?

WHAT'S SHE LOOK LIKE?

Terry: SHE'S, US, SUPER-TALL,

AND SHE'S GOT...

Dangle: UH-HUH. HOW TALL?

Terry: ...SWEET BOOBS.

Dangle: UH-HUH.

I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE A SWEET

BOOBY MAN, TERRY.

Terry: I PUT MY WEINER ON 'EM.

Dangle: YEAH?

Terry: YEP.

Dangle: YOU DID?

Terry: THAT'S TRUE.

Dangle: TERRY, THE GOOD PEOPLE

HERE AT TACOS, TACOS, TACOS,

TACOS HAVE AGREED TO...

OK, SIR...

Terry: I DON'T--WHO'S THAT?!

WHO IS THAT?!

Dangle: COME ON, COME HERE.

Terry: WHO ARE YOU? OH, MY GOD!

Junior: STAY WHERE YOU ARE, STAY

WHERE YOU ARE, STAY WHERE YOU

ARE.

Terry: WHO IS THAT GUY?

Junior: YOU NEVER SEEN HIM

BEFORE?

Terry: I NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE.

Dangle: WHAT THE [BLEEP], TERRY.

Terry: WHAT?

Dangle: THESE ARE GOOD PEOPLE AT

TACOS, TACOS, TACOS, TACOS!

Terry: I KNOW!

Dangle: THEY DID NOT HAVE TO

TAKE A FELON!

Terry: THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

Dangle: I'M NOT--

Junior: OH...

[TERRY SOBS]

Junior: [BLEEP] DRAMA.

Dangle: WE'RE NOT GOIN' WITH THE

WATERWORKS.

Junior: STAY WHERE YOU ARE.

Dangle: STAY WHERE YOU ARE.

Junior: I'M GONNA TALK TO THIS

SON OF A BITCH.

Dangle: TALK TO THAT LITTLE SON

OF A BITCH. TERRY...TERRY,

YOU HAD A CHANCE TO START OVER.

NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE GET A CHANCE

TO START OVER, BUT YOU GOT...

Terry: WHAT?

Dangle: WHAT?

Junior: $2.00 A TONGUE JOB.

Dangle: [BLEEP] TERRY, $2.00?!

TERRY, I'D LIKE TO DIRECT YOUR

ATTENTION. THE BURGER SPECIAL,

THE TACOS, TACOS, TACOS

BURGER SPECIAL: $4.09!

Terry: FIRST OF ALL, A TONGUE

JOB DOESN'T COME WITH FRIES OR A

SODA.

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