Bang Patrol

  • Season 3, Ep 19
  • 03/13/2013
  • Views: 8,918

Karl has an idea to make Ders's date with The Darkness more interesting. (1:18)

- HELLO, JENNY.YOU LOOK RAVISHING.

- WHEN ARE YOUR FRIENDSGONNA BE BACK WITH THE GAME?

- NOT FOR A GOOD WHILE,SO...

THAT MEANS IT'S JUST ME AND YOUFOR A LITTLE BIT.

I HOPEYOU'RE A PANINI GIRL.

I'VE GOT SOME PANINISFOR YOU, MADAME.

[blows raspberry]I'M JUST KIDDING.

- WHERE'S THE WEED?

- THE WEED IS RIGHT HERE.

LET'S GET SILLY.

- YEAH, IT'D BE BETTERIF YOU ROLLED THEM TOO

BECAUSE SOMETIMES THEY GETREALLY SOGGY WHEN I DO IT.

I GOT, LIKE, EXTRAKISSING JUICES OR SOMETHING.

I DON'T KNOW.[sniffs]

[knock at door]

YEAH?- HEY, WHAT'S UP, BEST FRIEND?

MAN, HOW'S IT GOING?- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

- DUDE,I'M ON THE BANG PATROL, BABY.

DID YOU BANG HER YET?- NOT YET. NO, I HAVEN'T.

BUT THANKS FOR PATROLLING,I APPRECIATE IT.

I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.- WHAT, NO--

NO, I BROUGHT MY GUITARJUST IN CASE

YOU WANTED METO "SERE-NAH-DAY" YOU.

♪ I WANNA SLEEPINSIDE OF Y-- ♪

- I DON'T NEEDYOUR SONGS, MAN.

I GOT DERS-PATENTEDLOVE MOVES, OKAY?

I'LL BE BANGING HERIN ABOUT 20 MINUTES.

THANK YOU.- DUDE, THAT'S WHAT'S UP, MAN.

THAT'S MY GUY.YOU'RE GONNA [bleep] THIS CHICK.

- YEAH.- YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?

- YEAH, I KNOW IT.- BANG HER.

THEN ARE YOUARE GONNA NEED THIS.

- WHAT FOR?

- SO YOU CAN TAPE YOURSELFWHILE YOU'RE BANGING HER, MAN.

ALL RIGHT, THERE'S NOTHINGMORE EMPOWERING

THAN JERKING ITTO YOUR OWN BUTT AND BALLS.

TRUST.

- IT WOULD BE KINDA COOLTO SEE MY MOVES.

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