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Green Screen - George Lucas

Season 2 E 129 • 10/11/2006

Green Screen: George Lucas

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01:44

Sign Off - Mrs. Colbert
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In Stephen's book, every person in the country is Miss America. No, better -- Mrs. Colbert.
10/10/2006
04:46

Stephen R.A.P.S. - Gender Issues
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Stephen heads out into the audience to take on a few tough questions about gender, which he doesn't see.
10/10/2006
04:14

Tek Jansen - Space Station Theta-Zeus-Aquarius
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Tek Jansen is dispatched by Senator Depaaa to Space Station Theta-Zeus-Aquarius to rendezvous with the Hgbwian envoy, and now must park his space cruiser.
10/11/2006
02:53

Green Screen Challenge - The Winner
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Green Screen Challenge entries are graded according to 58 criteria including originality and poise. Can Bonnie R. post a perfect score to beat George L.'s near-perfect 39.9?
10/11/2006
00:36

Intro - 10/11/06
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Google buys YouTube, a new Tek Jansen adventure is aired, and Stephen announces the winner of the Green Screen Challenge.
10/11/2006
01:01

Stephen Cashes In
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Stephen estimates that the 2,600 videos of him on YouTube are about a third of the total -- so he's owed a third of the $1.65 billion from the site's sale to Google.
10/11/2006
02:37

Green Screen Challenge - The Final Cut
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Stephen's set to announce the winner of the Green Screen Challenge -- but not without paying tribute, in montage form, to the many heroes who submitted entries.
10/11/2006
05:18

Green Screen Challenge - The Finalists
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Stephen shows the entries from the two finalists, Bonnie R. of Torrance, CA, and George L. of Marin County, CA.
10/11/2006
02:39

Shout Out! - From Baghdad to The Report
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Stephen sends a shout out to three army soldiers who've replaced the sign pointing to Baghdad with a sign pointing to The Colbert Report's studio.
10/11/2006
00:32

Lightsaber Duel
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Stephen has a lightsaber duel with George Lucas.
10/11/2006
05:18

Green Screen - George Lucas
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Witness the groundbreaking meeting between Stephen and Jar Jar Binks!
10/11/2006
00:31

Intro - 10/12/06
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Tonight: North Korean threats, New Jersey's 4th district and Governor Brian Schweitzer.
10/12/2006
00:11

Sign Off - Revved Up
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Stephen says that if this show hasn't gotten you revved up for some lovemaking, it's hopeless.
10/12/2006
04:55

Gay Republicans - Andrew Sullivan
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Andrew Sullivan is the only gay conservative Stephen knows, but Stephen thought that traditional conservatives were closeted homosexuals.
10/12/2006
05:59

Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 4th - Carol Gay
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New Jersey's 4th District Congressman Christopher Smith wouldn't sit down with Stephen, but his challenger, Carol Gay, would.
10/12/2006
05:39

Brian Schweitzer
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Stephen is disappointed to learn from Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer that the state has given into the Feds and adopted speed limits.
10/12/2006
01:42

Congratulatory Mail
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Stephen has received the first piece of congratulatory mail for the one-year anniversary of The Report. Enclosed is two dollars, which he intends to keep.
10/12/2006
01:15

North Korean Weapons Test Scare
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An earthquake in Southeast Asia prompted fears that North Korea was testing another nuclear weapon. Stephen says Kim Jong-il should bring it on.
10/12/2006
06:50

Jeff Swartz
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CEO of Timberland, Jeff Swartz, argues that you can run a corporation and have a positive impact on the environment at the same time.
10/14/2006
04:01

The Word - Expecting
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Stephen suggests that the Republican senators who lost their seats be impregnated with a womb transplant to save the embryos they wanted to destroy.
10/14/2006
03:25

Stephen Jr. in Canada
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Since his release from captivity, Stephen Jr. has ventured off to Canada, but with your help, Stephen thinks we can get him to come back to America.
10/14/2006
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