Had to do that.
This next guy, I've workedwith him many, many times.
He's amazing, he's funnyand he's here for you now.
You might know him asthe host of the podcast
"About Last Night".
I hate any midget thatis more famous than me.
Any midget that's morefamous than me, I hate them.
Fuck you guys.
Please welcome BradWilliams, everybody.
Here we go,here we go.
I know! I know!
Like, don't get me wrong,you guys have seen a lot of
ridiculously talented comedians,but let's be honest.
Shit just gotinteresting, okay?
Like, a lot of you guys don'tknow who I am, don't know what
TV shows I've been on,but a midget walks on stage,
you're like,"This is gonna be good."
You're happy as hellwhen you see a midget.
You're fucking happy.
That's why I don'tthink we're using midgets
properly in this country.
We have normal jobs.
We should nothave normal jobs.
They should be giving usto cancer patients.
How awesomewould that be?
"I'm sorry, sir, I'vediscovered you have cancer."
"Here's your midget,""Fuck yeah!"