Deon Cole - Super Power

  • Season 1 , Ep 2
  • 10/16/2012
  • Views: 5,598

Deon Cole would like to travel instantly to wherever he wanted to be. (1:31)

AND I KNOW IT,I HATE THE TRAFFIC.

DON'T YOU WISH YOU COULD JUSTTHINK ABOUT

WHERE YOU WANNA BE ATAND YOU COULD JUST BE THERE?

WOULDN'T THAT BE COOL.

IF YOU COULD DO THAT,PEOPLE WOULD LOSE THEIR MIND.

THEY'D BE LIKE, "WHAT?I GOT POWERS LIKE THIS?

OKAY, UH, LIQUOR STORE,REEFER SPOT, MY WOMAN HOUSE."

UM...

YOU COULDN'T CHEATON YOUR WOMAN NEITHER.

'CAUSE WHILE YOU'RE OVERSOMEBODY'S HOUSE GOING,

"WHOSE IS IT?WHOSE IS IT?"

YOUR WOMAN AT HOME LIKE"HE SHOULD'VE BEEN AT HOME.

"WHERE IS HE AT?

"I BET HE OVERFUKWANDA'S HOUSE.

I WANNA BEIN THE BITCH'S CLOSET."

HUMMM.

GET IN THE CLOSET,SEE YOU IN THERE LIKE,

"WHOSE IS IT?"

SHE'S LIKE "AH! I KNEW HE WASCHEATING ON ME, I KNEW IT!

"FORGET IT. I WANNA GOTO THE NEAREST GUN SHOP."

HUMMM.

"YEAH, LET ME SEETHAT 9MM RIGHT THERE.

"YEAH, THE CLIP COME WITH IT?INFRARED?

I'LL TAKE THIS."

"OKAY, MA'AM,THAT'LL BE TWO HUNDRED AND--"

HUMMM.

GET BACK IN THE CLOSET.BOOM!

"FREEZE, MOTHER[bleep]!

"YOU DON'T LEAVE ME AT HOME WITHTHEM LITTLE NAPPY-HEAD-ASS KIDS

"WHILE YOU OUT HEREGETTING YOUR SEX ON!

"I AIN'T GONNA HAVE IT!

I'M GONNA BLOWBOTH YOUR BALLS OFF RIGHT NOW!"

I'DA BEEN LIKE, "HOLD ON!

FUKWANDA,TELL HER WHAT HAPPENED."

SHE'DA BEEN LIKE"[bleep]."

HUMMM.

[cheers and applause]

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