Tom Rhodes - The Lighter Side of Booze

  • Season 5 , Ep 6
  • 08/05/2001
  • Views: 1,081

Booze is delicious. (1:07)

IN AMERICA, ALL YOU EVER GET IS

THE NEGATIVE SIDE TO DRINKIN'.

HE GOT DRUNK AND KILLED A BUS

LOAD OF CHILDREN.

C'MON, MAN.

IT'S TIME SOMEONE POINTED OUT

THE GOOD IN ALL, HUH?

DRINKING CREATES CONVERSATION,

RIGHT?

YOU'VE GOT TO CALL PEOPLE THE

NEXT DAY AND APOLOGIZE TO THEM.

HEY, THAT'S GOOD FOR

FRIENDSHIPS.

HEY, SORRY I PEED ON YOUR DOG,

MAN.

I THOUGHT IT WOULD LIVEN UP THE

PARTY AT THE TIME.

WHO KNEW YOU'D BE SO ANGRY?

(LAUGHTER)

I LIKE TO DRINK AND HANG OUT.

I DON'T LIKE TO DO SHOTS OF HARD

LIQUOR.

'CAUSE I CAN'T DO IT COOL.

WHENEVER I DO A SHOT I ALWAYS DO

THAT BOOZE GRIMACE,

YOU KNOW THAT FACE?

THAT'S WHY I COULDA NEVER BEEN

A SHERIFF IN THE OLD WEST.

I'DA BEEN IN THE SALOON, HEY,

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU OUTLAWS YOU

GOT TO GET OUT OF TOWN OR DEAL

WITH ME.

(LAUGHTER)

HALT.

STOP IT BAD MAN.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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