Kristen Schaal - Sex Dream

  • Season 13 , Ep 24
  • 01/11/2009
  • Views: 158,356

Kristen had a dream that George Washington was making love to her. (1:50)

I'M SO EXCITED.THIS IS GONNA BE A REAL TREAT.

EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT,UM, 'CAUSE IT'S MY SPECIAL.

AND I THINK,UH, IT STARTED OFF WELL.

I MEAN, THE WEATHERWAS BEAUTIFUL ALREADY,

SO WE HAVE THAT.

UM, I THINK IF YOU LIVEIN A CITY

AS GORGEOUS AND FUNAS NEW YORK AND --

AND THE WEATHER IS AS PERFECTAS IT WAS TODAY,

IT'S IMPOSSIBLETO HAVE A BAD DAY.

[ APPLAUSE ]

THIS MORNING, I WOKE UP

FROM THIS REAL SEXY,SEX...SEX DREAM!

[ LAUGHTER ]Man: OH!

WELL...

[ CHEERING ]

YEAH, SEX DREAM.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YEAH.

UM, WHERE I WAS, UH, MAKING LOVETO GEORGE WASHINGTON.

[ LAUGHTER ]

OR, RATHER,HE WAS MAKING LOVE TO ME,

AND I WAS JUST KEEPINGREAL STILL...

[ LAUGHTER ]

...LIKE IT'S DONE, UM...

AND THINGS ARE GOING BETTER

THAN I COULD HAVEEVER DREAMED OF.

[ CHUCKLES ]WHICH IS IRONIC. UM...

WHEN HALFWAY THROUGH,OUT OF NOWHERE,

MY VAGINA JUST TURNSINTO THIS AVOCADO PIT,

AND GEORGE WASHINGTON WAS LIKE,"WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS THAT?!"

[ LAUGHTER ]

UM, I WAS LIKE,"OH, I DON'T KNOW.

I'M SORRY. OH, GOD."

WANTED TO DIE.

THANK GOD I WOKE UP,

'CAUSE [CHUCKLES] I DON'T KNOWHOW I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN

OUT OF THAT MESS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

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