Our future president,
slash, amazing sourceof vitamin C, Donald Trump...
-(laughter) ...recently metwith Barack Obama
to go over the transitionof power
and also to ask"What do presidents do?"
(cheers and applause)
This is the exact moment
of it just sinking in,what he's got to do right here.
And Obama's like,
"Yeah, mother(bleep), that'swhat this (bleep) is about."
-(laughter)-According to CNBC,
aides on Trump's teamwere surprised to learn
the entire West Wing staffwill leave with Obama,
which is a bummer, 'cause Trumpwas really looking forward
to saying, "You're fired!"to a bunch of housekeepers.
-(laughter) -Trump was alsoreportedly planning
to split his time betweenWashington D.C., Trump Tower
and Mar-a-Lago because hedoesn't want this job, you guys!
-He doesn't want to do it.-(applause and cheering)
He didn't think it through.
-He just didn'tthink it through. -Yeah.
Right? This is likea Twilight Zone ending for Trump
where he getshis Faustian bargain.
"You mean I actually haveto do this?! No!"
-Yeah, but... think about it.-(cheers and applause)
He's a billionaire,he's 70 years old.
The next four to eight years
are a considerable chunkof the rest of his life,
and he's gotto (bleep) do it now.
It's hilarious. I mean, it's...
(applause and cheering)
I don't know how funny it isto some people, but
it seems likeDonald doesn't know
what the presidencyactually entails.
He's like America's drunk friend
watching American Ninja Warrior, saying,
-"Yeah, I could do that(bleep)." Except... -(laughter)
"It's not so hard.I could do that (bleep)."
Except now,60 million people were like,
"Okay, then do that (bleep),why don't you?"
-(laughter,applause and cheering) -Now,
comedians,since the president-elect needs
some helping hintsto get started,
what are some other presidentialduties he should know about?
Presiding over the governmentof the United States of America.
-All right.-(applause and cheering)
Well, a branch of it.Yeah. Points.
-Judge Doug Benson.-(laughter)
I don't know exactlyhow the custom works, Chris,
but I thinkaround the holidays,
he has to choose a turkeyand grab its lady giblets.
-(laughter)-HARDWICK: All right.
-Points. Yeah.-(applause and cheering)
-Samm Levine.-He's got to
renew trade agreementswith other countries.
He has to negotiate thecease fire in the Middle East.
He has to reducethe federal budget.
I'm just (bleep) with you,Donnie.
Mike Pence will handle all that.Don't worry about it.