Wanda Sykes - Always Thinking

Season 1 , Ep 101 01/09/03 Views: 22,764

Wanda Sykes has trouble sleeping at night because she can't stop mulling over every aspect of her life. (2:03)

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I'M GLAD WOMEN DON'T HAVE ANYADDITIONAL THOUGHTS LIKE THAT.

BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE ANY ROOMFOR 'EM.

WE DON'T HAVE ANY ROOM FORADDITIONAL THOUGHTS.

THAT'S ALL WOMEN DO IS THINK.

WE ARE THINKERS.

THINK ALL THE TIME.

RIGHT?

(APPLAUSE)CAN'T STOP THINKING.

THINK, THINK, THINK.

CAN'T STOP THINKIN'.

LADIES, HAVE YOU EVER REMEMBEREDA TIME WHEN YOU HAD A MOMENT OF

SILENCE IN YOUR HEAD?

DOESN'T HAPPEN, DOES IT?

NO.

ALWAYS THINKING.

SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T EVEN SLEEP,BECAUSE YOU WON'T SHUT THE HELL

UP.

YOU IN THE BED AND YOUR MINDIS JUST RACIN' ABOUT NOTHIN'.

JUST, "MMM, I NEED TO TALKTO HER TOMORROW, BECAUSE I

DIDN'T LIKE THE WAY SHE SPOKETO ME TODAY.

AND I'M NOT GONNA HAVE THISUNCOMFORTABLE THING GOING ON

BETWEEN US.

DID I LOCK THE DOOR?

I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT THOSESHOES.

WHERE'S MY HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK?

OOOH, WHAT YOU GONNA HAVE FORLUNCH TOMORROW?

MMM, I DON'T KNOW.

WHY YOU THINKING ABOUT LUNCH?

YOU NEED TO HAVE A GOODBREAKFAST.

THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

I'M GONNA START EVERY MORNINGWITH A GOOD BREAKFAST.

MAYBE I'LL START THAT LOW-CARBDIET.

THAT SEEMS TO BE WORKING FOR ALOT OF PEOPLE.

WHAT WAS MY THIRD GRADE ENGLISHTEACHER'S NAME?

WHAT WAS HER NAME?

MISS JONES.

MISS JENKINS.

WHOO!

IT'S LATE.

I NEED TO BE ASLEEP.

WHAT THE HELL AM I DOIN' UP?

I DON'T KNOW.

LET ME THINK ABOUT IT."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)THAT'S WHY I ENVY MEN.

MAN, I WISH I COULD THINK LIKEA GUY.

BECAUSE GUYS, THEY DON'T SPENDALL THAT TIME, THINKING.

MAN, THEY THINK ABOUT IT,THOUGHT ABOUT IT, MOVIN' ON.

THAT'S IT.

THAT'S WHY THEY ENJOY SPORTS.

BECAUSE YOU AIN'T GOTTA THINKABOUT IT.

IT'S CUT AND DRY.

EITHER YOU GOT THE BASKET OR YOUDIDN'T.

EITHER YOU MADE THE TOUCHDOWNOR YOU DIDN'T.

IF THERE'S ANY QUESTION ABOUTIT, THERE'S A REFEREE RIGHT

THERE TO SORT IT ALL OUT FOR'EM.

AFTER FURTHER REVIEW, PLAYSTANDS AS CALLED "TOUCHDOWN".

STOP THINKING.

OKAY, THANK YOU, MAN.

THANK YOU.

WHOO!

I AIN'T GONNA-- OKAY.

NOW, I AIN'T GONNA DO ALL THATTHINKIN'.

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