Loco Gangsters - Uncensored

  • Season 4 , Ep 11
  • 12/10/2014
  • Views: 65,797

Carlito tries to show the members of his gang how wild and crazy he can be after a new initiate is labeled "the loco one." (4:24)

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- all: OH!- WHOO HOO HOO!

- EDUARDO, MAN,YOU ARE SO LOCO, MAN!

- WOW.

- WE NEED A CRAZY VATOLIKE YOU IN OUR GANG.

- SI.

- WITH THIS BANDANA,I WELCOME YOU TO THE GANG.

- YO.

HOLD UP.

- OH...KAY.

- WHAT'S GOING ON?

- HEY.CARLITO.

UH, I WAS JUST WELCOMING EDUARDOINTO THE GANG.

- WHY?WHO HE?

WHAT HE DID?

- HE'S--HE'S CRAZY, MAN.

WE--WE WERE THINKINGTHAT THE GANG NEEDS A CRAZY GUY.

- YEAH, YEAH, MAN.THIS GUY IS LOCO.

SHOW HIM, EDUARDO.

LOCO!

- THAT'S MUY LOCO.

- LOCO.HUH?

- NO, NO.I'M THE LOCO ONE IN THIS GANG.

- WHAT?OKAY, OKAY.

- CHECK THIS OUT.

QUACK, QUACK, QUACK.QUACK-QUACK.

I'M A DUCK.

I'M A CRAZY DUCK.

- NO--CARLITO.- QUACK.

- CARLITO, IT'S NOT THAT KIND OFLOCO, OKAY?

THAT'S MORE LIKE, YOU KNOW,ZAINY.

OR--OR GOOFY.

- YEAH.- IT'S THE WRONG KIND OF LOCO.

- YOU WANT TO SEE LOCO?

- CARLITO.YOU'RE NOT CRAZY.

YOU'RE LIKE, UH, THE QUIET ONE.

- I'M NOT QUIET.

I NEVER BE CAUGHTBEING QUIET.

IN FACT, I'M ALWAYS LOUD.CHECK IT.

AHH.

- OKAY.OKAY.

THAT WAS WEIRD.

THAT WAS--WERE YOU YELLING?

- I'LL SHOW YOU LOCO RIGHT HERE.

RIGHT NOW IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, YO.

- CARLITO, NO.- OH, MY GOD.

- CARLITO, PULL UP YOUR PANTS,HOMES.

- I GOT TILIKUM ON MY UNDERWEAR.

THAT'S THE BLACK FISH.

I'M NAKED,AND I DON'T EVEN CARE.

- CARLITO, YOU GOTTAPULL 'EM UP, OKAY?

THERE'S, LIKE, CHILDRENIN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, OKAY?

- OKAY.BUT CHECK THIS OUT.

I GOT NINE PUNCH CARDSFROM FROYO UNIVERSE,

EACH WITH A ONE STAMP IN IT.

EVERY TIME I GET A FROYO,I GET A NEW CARD.

- CARLITO, THAT'S JUST BEINGCAVALIER WITH YOUR FINANCES

INSTEAD OF COLLECTINGYOUR FREE DESSERT.

I MEAN, THAT'S NOT LOCO.

THAT'S JUST, LIKE,FINANCIALLY IRRESPONSIBLE.

- I MIGHT NOT BE LOCO,BUT YOU KNOW WHO IS LOCO?

MY FRIEND MR. BASURA-HEAD.

- HE'S DUMPING THE GARBAGE.

- HI, I'M THE MOST LOCO PERSONIN HERE.

- CARLITO.WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

- QUE?

- CARLITO.

OKAY.

CARLITO...YOU DON'T HAVETO DO THIS, OKAY?

IT'S NOT NECESSARY.YOU'RE NOT THE LOCO ONE.

- CHECK THIS OUT.

DER.I FEEL--YEAH, I'M CRAZY.

I'M THE LOCO ONE.

- CARLITO, PLEASE DON'T DOIT AGAIN.

- OHH!

- CARLITO, STOP.

- I'M IN TOO DEEP.

- THIS IS LIKE WATCHING THEBRITISH VERSION O THE OFFICE.

LIKE, IT'S FUNNY, BUT AWKWARDAND SAD AT THE SAME TIME.

- YES.

- OH!

- WELL, I THINK I JUST PROVEDTHIS BOTTLE IS UNBREAKABLE.

[glass shattering]

- CARLITO.YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF.

- LOOK AT THIS.

- NO.NO, NO, NO, CARLITO.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT?

- I DON'T KNOW.

I'M TOO CRAZY.

OH!

- CARLITO,WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, MAN?

THAT WAS LOCO,BUT NOT IN A ENTERTAINING WAY.

- OKAY.

- OKAY.

- CARLITO, PUT DOWN THE GUN,HOMES.

- OH, DON'T YOU FEAR.

- PUT THE GUN DOWN.- PUT THE GUN DOWN.

- THE CRAZY, CRAZY ONE IS HERE.

- CARLIT--STOP!- PUT IT DOWN.

- OH, MY STAPLE HAND.

- PUT THE GUN DOWN.- DON'T DO THAT.

- I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT.- CARLITO, STOP TWIRLING IT.

- LOCO, LOCO, LOCO.WHERE SHE STOPS?

NOBODY KNOW--CO-OH.

- FUCK!

CARLITO, YOU JUSTSHOT EDUARDO IN THE HEAD!

- NOW I'M THE MOST LOCOIN THE GANG?

- YES, CARLITO,BY PROCESS OF ELIMINATION,

YOU'RE THE MOST LOCO PERSONIN THE GANG.

- YES.

- all: OH!

- LOCO!

- HE CAUGHT THE BULLET.ORALE!

HE CAUGHT THE BULLETIN HIS TEETH!

- LOCO!

- THAT'S THE MOST LOCO-EST THINGI EVER SEEN!

- all: NO, NO![gun shot]

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