You've seen thisthroughout history.
You know, the generationthat created the wheel, the
telephone, the panini,the nuclear bomb.
All of the greatestinventions of all time.
And I was wondering theother day, what will our
generation's legacybe as an invention?
I thought, it'sthe T-shirt cannon.
The T-shirt cannon.
The cannon thatfires T-shirts.
This is how much we
love T-shirt cannons: Peoplehave died falling out of
arenas reaching forT-shirts farther away.
And yet we stillhave T-shirt cannons.
I don't recall anydiscussion of T-shirt
cannons getting banned.
Almost as if collectively weall thought, You know what?
It's not thatbad a way to die.
That's a noble death.
That is a proud,honest death.
You are guaranteed toget into heaven if you're
walking up there with aballed-up T-shirt in your
hand saying, "I[BLEEP] caught it.
Step aside, I'mcoming through.
I've got my passport toparadise right here."
No one ever has more powerthan when they hold a