The Emmy Awards were last night,
where Hollywood's bestand brightest gather
to leave empty seatsfor seat fillers
and take selfies withLeslie Jones, which I did.
One of the mostmemorable moments was when
the creator of Transparent, Jill Soloway,
won an Emmy for directing, and
said, quote,"Topple the patriarchy,"
not once, but twice.
And then the hashtag"Topple the Patriarchy"
immediately started trending.
So, comedians, now that
the movement has been started,what are you gonna do
to topple the patriarchy? KateeSackhoff, let's start with you.
I'm gonna masturbate every day.
-All right.-(applause and cheering)
I'm gonna do itto Gloria Steinem videos.
HARDWICK:Okay, great. Good.
-(laughter) -Yeah.-HARDWICK: Good. Natasha Lyonne.
Well, I actually...I didn't see the Emmys.
I'm just here to collecton my free blow job, Chris.
-(laughter, applause & cheering)-At, um...
At the commercial break,we'll... yeah.
Points. Doug Benson.
I did my partto topple the patriarchy
when I stopped watching The Cosby Show.
-HARDWICK: All right.-(applause and cheering)