Brett Gelman - An Act of Disrespect

The One with the Little Girl Named Lucy Season 2, Ep 3 07/14/2015 Views: 4,571

Brett Gelman explains how Gelmania's set will continue to affect the audience in frightening ways long after the show is over. (2:34)

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Good evening,ladies and gentlemen.

We are Gelmania.

Give a round of applausefor yourselves.

You've been a wonderful audiencethis evening.

So much laughter,so much support...

and I hope, oh, I hope,for your sake...

you keep that laughterand support going for us.

Because if you don't...

myself and my friend here...

will see that as an actof disrespect.

And you'll leave hereand you'll say...

"Oh, Kumail and Jonahwere great.

"John Mulaney was great,Brent Weinbach was great...

"but that Gelmania,I don't know about that!"

And you'll get in your nice car,and you'll drive home.

And we'll be driving behind you.

And you'll go into your nice,comfy home...

turn the heat on,because this is a desert...

and it gets cold at night.

You'll wash your face...

and you'll snuggle upinto your beds.

And then, you'll feel likesomeone's in the room with you.

And you'll wake up...

and it'll be this face...

staring right into yours.

And I'll do my whole set again.

And then... I'll kill you.

So keep the laughs coming,people!

Keep 'em coming for your ownvery existences.