Kevin Hart - The Devil

  • Season 8 , Ep 6
  • 02/12/2004
  • Views: 72,692

Kevin's mother is overly religious. (1:30)

JUST NOT TOUGH ENOUGH, MAN.

I'M NOT.

YOU KNOW WHY I THINK I'M NOT

THAT TOUGH?

'CAUSE OF MY MOM.

MY MOM IS REAL RELIGIOUS,

YOU KNOW.

MY MOM WAS STRICT BRINGING ME

UP.

AND BECAUSE OF THAT, YOU KNOW,

I'M A LITTLE-- SWEET LITTLE KID.

I'M A MOMMA'S BOY.

I REALLY AM.

THE THING IS MY MOMMA'S

OVER-RELIGIOUS.

GOD, SHE'S OVER-RELIGIOUS.

YOU EVER MEET SOMEBODY THAT'S

OVER-RELIGIOUS?

TALK ABOUT GOD ALL THE TIME?

OR BLAME EVERYTHING ON THE

DEVIL?

YOU KNOW, THAT'S MY MOM.

EVERYTHING IS THE DEVIL'S FAULT,

YOU KNOW?

"BABY, THAT AIN'T NOTHING BUT

THE DEVIL.

THAT'S THE DAMN DEVIL, BABY.

THAT'S ALL THAT IS."

AND IT'S LIKE-- IT'S AT THE

POINT NOW WHERE YOU CAN'T HAVE

A CONVERSATION WITH THIS WOMAN.

BECAUSE IF YOU SAY SOMETHING

SHE DON'T AGREE WITH, SHE MAKE

IT SEEM LIKE IT'S NOT YOU

TALKING.

IT'S THE DEVIL.

YOU KNOW.

I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO HER.

I WAS LIKE, "MA, YOU GOTTA

UNDERSTAND.

I'M OLDER NOW.

I GOT MY OWN OPINION.

OKAY?

I'M NOT GONNA AGREE WITH

EVERYTHING YOU SAY.

SOMETIMES I'M GONNA THINK WHAT

I WANNA THINK."

AND OUTTA NOWHERE, SHE START

YELLING.

SHE WAS LIKE, "LET HIM GO,

DEVIL!"

"WHAT?

[LAUGHTER]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"

"LET HIM GO, DEVIL!

TAKE ME INSTEAD!"

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THIS AIN'T THE DEVIL."

"YES, IT IS.

MY BABY WOULD NEVER TALK TO ME

LIKE THAT."

AND SHE START FLICKING

HOLY WATER AT ME, RIGHT?

JUST LIKE THAT.

[LAUGHTER]

AND WHEN SHE FLICKED THE

HOLY WATER, I GOT MAD AND

CURSED.

I WAS LIKE, "MA, YOU KNOW,

THIS IS BULL[BLEEP].

I'M LEAVING."

AND SHE FLICKED SOME MORE,

AND IT GOT IN MY EYE.

AND WHEN IT GOT IN MY EYE,

IT STARTED STINGING.

I WAS LIKE-- "OH, MY GOD,

IT STING.

I MIGHT BE THE DEVIL."

YOU KNOW, THE EYE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

SHE'S LIKE, "BOY, YOU AIN'T

NO DEVIL.

THAT'S BLEACH.

DON'T YOU EVER CURSE AT ME,

I'LL BEAT YOUR LITTLE ASS IN

THIS HOUSE."

[LAUGHTER, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

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