Global Warming Is Bulls**t

Season 3, Ep 13 04/14/2015 Views: 2,234

Woody shows Ethel how little he cares for her environmentalism by staging a pollutant-heavy parade. (1:44)

♪ Happy Dappy Bird

♪ I love Dappy Bird

♪ I have no life,and I'm dead on the inside ♪

♪ Happy Dappy Bird

Hey!Why'd you throw away my phone?

Because it's up to usto counterbalance the damage

that Woody is doingto this planet.

We've got to go green and cutour carbon footprints to zero.

Can I at least keepmy vibrator?

It's green.

I'm pretty sure it was whitewhen you bought it.

I feel like we've madesome good progress here.

I can feel Mother Earthhealing.

[engine revving]

[parade music]

(Woody)Hey, Ethel, how do you like

my "global warming's bullshit"parade?

Yay!A parade!

Shut up, Connie.

This whole thing isa "[bleep] you" to me.

What makes you feelthat way?

That sign does.


Every float expandsmy carbon footprint,

including the Woody Johnsonmusical farting cows.

[cows farting 1812 Overture]


Now, how can thatnot put a smile on your face?

- I hate cows.- What? How could you hate cows?

There's something offabout them.

They're always watching uswith those dead eyes.

It's likethey're planning something.

You scared of cows!

I'm not scared of cows.

Well, let's go say hello.

No, no, no!

[laughing]Hey, everybody,

Malloy's scared of cows!

Okay, maybe a little.

But it'sbecause of my animal instinct.

I have heightened senses.

Trust me,I don't want this gift.


Connie, it's going to bea heavy flow day.

(Connie)Thanks, Malloy.

Well, I think cowsare cool,

especially onesthat can fart Mozart.

[farting Symphony Number 40in G Minor]


Oh, Ethel,you should see the look

on your stupid fa--Ahh!