Bridget Everett

  • Season 1 , Ep 10
  • 07/02/2013
  • Views: 31,684

Amy introduces Bridget Everett who talks about her "transitional phase" in life and sings her new single. (3:45)

You guys were amazing.

I'm so proud to be bringingup the final act.

She's my good friend and we areon the road now together.

We get totravel together.

You know who she is.

She is incredible.

My friend, my hero,Bridget Everett.

I know a lot of youlook up here.

You say there's a woman that'sreally got her shit together.

I get it, you know.

Great tits, nice trim ankles,voice of an angel.

But if I'm beinghonest, you know,

I got some problems.

There was a time when I wentthrough what I'd like to call

a transitionalphase, you know?

Back in the '80s,my nipples came in.

Not my titties,but my nipples.

My brothers wentaround school

and they got everybody tocall me little nippy-titty,

little nippy-titty,little nippy-titty,

little nippy-titty.

My mom said,"What's wrong?"

I said, "Nothing."

And then she satdown next to me.

She put her hand downthe back of my pants,

not in afucked-up way

but just 'cause I got realsoft skin, you know?

She said,"What's wrong?"

I said, "Well, Brock and Briangot everybody at school

calling melittle nippy-titty.

You know whatshe said?

You wanna knowwhat she said?

♪ Ooh, don't you cry

And she said,"Come with me.

Let's have a drink."

Hit the track.

♪♪

She said Bridget...

(cheering)

She said Bridget,you're a woman now.

You gotta standtall and be proud

of what yourmama gave you.

Do you hear me?

♪ You got themlittle nippy titties ♪

♪ Put 'em in the air

♪ She got them tubesock titties ♪

♪ She put'em in the air ♪

♪ I got these beavertail titties ♪

♪ I put 'emin the air ♪

♪ Put 'em up, put'em up, put 'em up ♪

♪ You got themlow riding titties ♪

♪ Put 'emin the air ♪

♪ You got them crackerjack titties ♪

♪ Put 'emin the air ♪

♪ You got them rubberduckie titties ♪

♪ Put 'em in the air

♪ Put 'em up, put 'em up,put 'em up ♪

♪ You got them fuck melittle titties, yeah ♪

♪ Put 'emin the air ♪

♪ You got them meatballtitties, ow ♪

♪ Put 'em in the air

♪ You got them healthinsurance titties ♪

♪ Put 'em in the air

♪ Put 'em up, put 'em up,put 'em up ♪

♪ And then we bounce,bounce, bounce ♪

♪ We bounce,bounce, bounce ♪

♪ We bounce, bounce,bounce ♪

♪ You bounce,bounce, bounce ♪

♪ You got themslingshot titties ♪

♪ Put 'em in the air

♪ You got thembig mama titties ♪

♪ Put 'emin the air ♪

♪ You got them slip'n'slidetitties, ow ♪

♪ Put 'emin the air ♪

♪ Put 'em up, put 'em up,put 'em up ♪

♪ You got them uglysweater titties ♪

♪ Put 'em in the air

♪ You got them mama'sgirl titties ♪

♪ Put 'emin the air ♪

♪ You got them Nurse Jackietitties-- I don't know ♪

♪ Put 'em in the air

♪ Put 'em up, put 'em up,put 'em up ♪

♪ And then we bounce,bounce, bounce ♪

♪ We bounce,bounce, bounce ♪

♪ We bounce, bounce,bounce ♪

♪ We bounce,bounce, bounce ♪

♪ You got them triplebrand peach pit ♪

♪ Jersey girl titties

♪ Wolfman Jack, caveman,lumberjack titties ♪

♪ Pussy eatin', fire hose,slipshot, titties ♪

♪ Put 'em up, put 'em up,put 'em up ♪

♪ And then we ♪

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