an anorexic woman
than a bulimic woman.
Okay, now hear me out.
An anorexic woman, althoughsickly and disgusting-looking,
I don't have to buy her dinner.
Mike Kosta, who's with me?
Mike Kosta, thanks so much.
Cheap and single.Mike Kosta, thank you very much.
I'm dating a new womanright now, yeah.
She's a virgin.Thank you.
She was a virgin.
Mike Kosta, who's with me?Mike Kosta.
Virgin slayer, Mike Kosta.
Is it possible for
a heterosexual manto apply Chapstick
without looking gay?Is that possible?
Every time I put Chapstick on,I feel gay.
I don't know how it looks.I don't know, maybe it...
Does it look like I'm gay?
Maybe you guys can...let me know.
Does that look gay...does that look gay to you, sir?
No. Not really. Really? Okay.
Would it... Would that offendyou if it did look gay?
No, not at all. Well, either way.
My name's Mike Kosta then.Call me after the show.
Hey, you guys were a lot of fun.
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