Going Zombie

  • Season 2 , Ep 209
  • 08/18/2011
  • Views: 9,813

Mark finds himself trapped in a sales presentation when his free cruise turns out to be a zombie conversion scheme. (1:50)

UH OH, IT'S MAGIC TIME.

WHO'S READYFOR A MAGIC SHOW, GANG?

- OUT OF MY WAY!

I WANT MY MIND BLOWNBY ILLUSIONS.

- WOW, THESE CRUISES REALLYCATER TO THE GERIATRIC SET.

[lock clicking]

CALLIE, WHY ARE YOULOCKING THE DOORS?

- SHUT UP AND TAKE YOUR SEAT,MR. QUESTIONS.

- AND NOW, LET'S GIVEA BIG, WARM WELCOME TO...

THE AMAZING LEONARD!

- YAH!

UH-UH-UH.UNH-UNH-UNH.

[dance music playing]

- GOOD EVENING,I'M THE AMAZING LEONARD.

I'M HERE TO BLOW YOUR MINDSWITH A LITTLE MAGIC--

- I AM SO READY FOR THAT.

- AND TALK TO YOU ABOUTA WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY

THAT WILL MAKEALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS DISAPPEAR.

THE ANSWER, MY FRIENDS,IS CALLED...

GOING ZOMBIE.

- ♪ GOING ZOMBIE

- MY FREE CRUISEIS A ZOMBIE CONVERSION SCHEME?

THANKS A LOT, GUYS.

- AH, I SEE WE HAVEA FEW ZOMBIES

IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT.

WOULD ANY OF YOU--

WHOM I'VE NEVER METPRIOR TO THIS ENGAGEMENT--

BE INTERESTEDIN COMING UP ONSTAGE

AND SHARINGTHE BENEFITS OF YOUR LIFESTYLE?

[hands slapping]- UH, UH, UH, YEAH.

- BEFORE GOING ZOMBIE,I WAS RUN DOWN AND LIFELESS.

NOW, I'M NEVER TIREDAND ALWAYS UP FOR FUN.

WHEEE!

OH, NO, I LOST MY ARM.

- HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.

- GOOD AS NEW.

- ALL OF THIS, PLUS ETERNAL LIFEAS A WALKING CORPSE,

FOR ONLY 16 PAYMENTSOF $99.

NOW, IF WE CAN JUSTBRING UP THE HOUSE LIGHTS,

YOU CAN START MAKING YOUR WAYTO THE CONVERSION TABLE.

AH.

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