Mitch Hedberg - Inspirational Yogurt

Kenny, Sanchez, Sykes, Hedberg, Jackson Season 2, Ep 2002 05/23/1998 Views: 32,217

Mitch Hedberg is inspired by his yogurt. (2:26)

ANYONE SEE ME ON"THE DAVID LETTERMAN SHOW ?"

NO, I KNOW, MAN.

FOUR MILLION PEOPLEWATCH THAT SHOW,

AND I DON'T KNOWWHERE THEY ARE.

BUT IT'S A GOOD INTRODUCTIONFOR A COMEDIAN.

"YOU MIGHT HAVE SEENTHIS NEXT COMEDIAN ONTHE DAVID LETTERMAN SHOW,"

BUT I BELIEVE MORE PEOPLEHAVE SEEN ME AT THE STORE.

AND THAT WOULD BEA BETTER INTRODUCTION.

"YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THISNEXT COMEDIAN AT THE STORE."

AND PEOPLE WOULD SAY,"HELL, YES, I HAVE."

THIS SHIRT IS "DRY CLEAN ONLY"WHICH MEANS...IT'S DIRTY.

"DRY CLEAN ONLY,"ALL RIGHT ?

ALL RIGHT,I'M READY TO GO.

LET ME GET A SANDWICH.

I THINK A ROTISSERIE IS LIKEA REALLY MORBID FERRIS WHEELFOR CHICKENS.

IT'S A STRANGE PIECEOF MACHINERY.

"WE WILL TAKE THE CHICKEN,KILL IT, IMPALE IT,AND THEN ROTATE IT.

"AND I'LL BE DAMNEDIF I'M NOT HUNGRY,

"BECAUSE SPINNINGCHICKEN CARCASSESMAKE MY MOUTH WATER."

I'D LIKE DIZZY CHICKEN...

WITH A SIDE OF POTATOESOF SOME SORT.

ONCE I OPENED UP A YOGURT,AND UNDERNEATH THE LIDIT SAID, "PLEASE TRY AGAIN."

THEY WERE HAVING A CONTESTI WAS UNAWARE OF,

BUT I THOUGHT I MIGHT HAVEOPENED THE YOGURT WRONG.

OR MAYBE "YOPLAIT"WAS TRYING TO INSPIRE ME.

"COME ON, MITCH, DON'T GIVE UP,PLEASE TRY AGAIN.

"A MESSAGE OF INSPIRATIONFROM YOUR FRIENDS AT 'YOPLAIT'.

"FRUIT ON THE BOTTOM,HOPE ON TOP."