Anthony Jeselnik - Airport Bar

Anthony Jeselnik: Caligula Season 1, Ep 1 01/13/2013 Views: 49,954

Anthony Jeselnik meets a man in an airport bar who shares a surprising detail about his occupation. (1:39)

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Being a comedian isthe greatest job in the world,

like, greatest jobin the world.

Once you get to my level.

[ Laughter ]

The only thing I don't likeis all the travel.

I'm always flying somewhere.I'm always in an airport.

Even flying into Chicagoa couple days ago,

two-and-a-half-hourflight delay.

I'm stuck in an airport bar

talking to somerandom ass[bleep]

and I got nowhere to go.

So I'm like,"Hey, man, what do you do?"

And he says, and I quote,

"Oh, nothing right now.

But I used to be a priest."

As in, "Oh [bleep]" right?

But I got nowhere to go.

So we keep talking,we keep drinking.

Finally, two hours goes by.

Guy gets up. He's like, "Hey,man, I got to catch my flight.

But I don't want to lie to you.I used to be a priest.

I got kicked out'cause I molested a kid."

Now, here's the thing.

After talking to this guy

and getting to know this guyfor two hours, I have to admit,

he was actuallya really cool guy,

if you could forget about,you know...

...all that Jesus bull[bleep]

[ Laughter and applause ]

Yeah, that's a favorite.