Being a comedian isthe greatest job in the world,
like, greatest jobin the world.
Once you get to my level.
[ Laughter ]
The only thing I don't likeis all the travel.
I'm always flying somewhere.I'm always in an airport.
Even flying into Chicagoa couple days ago,
I'm stuck in an airport bar
talking to somerandom ass[bleep]
and I got nowhere to go.
So I'm like,"Hey, man, what do you do?"
And he says, and I quote,
"Oh, nothing right now.
But I used to be a priest."
As in, "Oh [bleep]" right?
But I got nowhere to go.
So we keep talking,we keep drinking.
Finally, two hours goes by.
Guy gets up. He's like, "Hey,man, I got to catch my flight.
But I don't want to lie to you.I used to be a priest.
I got kicked out'cause I molested a kid."
Now, here's the thing.
After talking to this guy
and getting to know this guyfor two hours, I have to admit,
he was actuallya really cool guy,
if you could forget about,you know...
...all that Jesus bull[bleep]
[ Laughter and applause ]
Yeah, that's a favorite.