- Jewel is here.
Or as I call her, Trailer Swift.
Jewel, I do not wanna badmouth you
since God already did.
I think your smile is cute.
I feel like your teeth are like the spice girls.
You know, they're all different colors,
and they're like doin' their own thing.
So that's, it's fun.
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