Marcus the Timid Pimp

Season 5 , Ep 12 09/16/01 Views: 72,315

Marcus the Timid Pimp always gets put on hold. (2:20)

NOW I'D LIKE TO DO A FEWCHARACTERS, IF I CAN.

THIS FIRST CHARACTER I'VE BEENWORKING ON IS CALLED THE TIMID

PIMP.

AND HE'S ON THE PHONE WITH ONEOF HIS HOOKERS, HERE YOU GO--

THE TIMID PIMP...

"UM, HI, AMBER?

HI, HI, IT'S MARCUS.

YEAH, I CAN HOLD."

(LAUGHTER)ALL RIGHT, THIS NEXT

CHARACTER...

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)OKAY.

THIS--THIS NEXT CHARACTER

I'M WORKING ON IS CALLEDTHE APATHETIC REDNECK AND HE'S

ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BROTHERWHO'S GETTING READY TO GET

THE DEATH PENALTY...

"YEAH, MAN, THAT SUCKS ABOUTTHE DEATH PENALTY.

YEAH, MOMMA TOLD ME."

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITHYOUR CAMARO?"

(LAUGHTER)I JUST REALIZED HOW STUPID ALL

THESE ARE.

(APPLAUSE AND WHISTLES)OKAY, THIS NEXT CHARACTER

I'VE BEEN WORKING ON FOR A WHILEIS CALLED THE GAY SNAKE...

(HISSING WITH A LISP)(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

(HISSING WITH A LISP)(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

I REALLY WANT TO LEAVE NEW YORKCITY VERY BADLY, BUT I JUST PUT

$6,000 ON MY METRO CARD.

(LAUGHTER)GROWING UP, MY DAD WAS LIKE,

"ZACH, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAY,IT'S HOW YOU SAY IT."

AND HE'S SO RIGHT.

TAKE THIS SENTENCE FORINSTANCE...

SHE HAD A CRACK BABY.

VERSES... SHE HAD A CRACK, BABY!

(LAUGHTER)

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