Uncensored - Katt Williams - Michael Jackson's Death Pt. 3

Katt Williams: Kattpacalypse Season 1, Ep 101 02/23/2013 Views: 19,195

Katt Williams imagines what the the outcome would have been if a white doctor had killed Michael Jackson. (2:29)

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AND THEIR STORY IS,

THIS NIGGER WAS ASLEEP,

IN A COMA.

THEN THEY SAY HE WAKES UP

OUT OF HIS COMA.

NOW, UNDERSTAND, NIGGERS,

THE WHOLE THING ABOUT A COMA'S

SUPPOSED TO BE YOU CAN'T GET

THE FUCK UP FROM ONE.

I'LL COME BACK TO THAT PART

LATER.

SO THE NIGGER WAKES UP OUT OF

THE COMA.

"CONRAD."

"CONRAD, WHERE ARE YOU?

CONRAD, TITO, SOMEONE,

COME HERE.

I CAN'T..."

THIS IS WHERE THE STORY

GETS FUCKED UP.

THEN THEY SAY

AIN'T NOBODY THERE.

SO THEY SAY HE GRABS

THE PROPOFOL...

AND INJECTS HIS MOTHERFUCKING

SELF AND GOES BACK INTO A COMA.

♪ GIRL, CLOSE YOUR EYES

♪ LET THE PROPOFOL INTO YOU

ARE YOU TELLING ME

THAT A NIGGER

WOULD PAY SOMEBODY $150,000

A MONTH

TO DO SOME SHIT

HE COULD WAKE UP OUT OF A COMA

AND DO FOR HIMSELF?

YOU CAN KISS

MY MOTHERFUCKING ASS.

THAT'S LIKE ME PAYING A BITCH TO

SUCK MY DICK AFTER THE SHOW AND

PAYING HER GIRLFRIEND TO

SWALLOW.

WHITE PEOPLE, IT WAS A SETUP.

WE KNEW IT AS SOON AS WE SAW

CONRAD MURRAY, 'CAUSE IT

COULDN'T HAVE BEEN NO NIGGER TO

KILL MICHAEL JACKSON.

BUT IT CERTAINLY COULDN'T HAVE

BEEN NO WHITE DOCTOR.

OH.

IF A WHITE DOCTOR HAD KILLED

MICHAEL JACKSON, IT WOULD HAVE

BEEN 600,000 NIGGERS IN

MOONWALKING SOCKS THE NEXT DAY,

JUST RIOTING AND DANCING

AT THE SAME TIME, GOING...

HEE-HEE.