#Stoned, #Drunk or #Pregnant - An Emotional Ass Moment

  • Season 1 , Ep 0113
  • 11/11/2013
  • Views: 2,127

The comedians guess whether tweets are hashtagged #stoned, #drunk or #pregnant. (2:30)

IT'S TIME FOR STONED, DRUNK, OR PREGNANT.

I'M GOING TO READ A TWEET WITH AHASHTAG.

FOR 250 POINTS, YOU HAVE TO TELLME IF THE HASHTAG IS #STONED,

#DRUNK, OR #PREGNANT.

I ACCIDENTALLY JUST TOOK MYSHIRT OFF AND THREW IT AWAY.

YES, KURT.

>> PREGNANT.

PREGNANT, PREGNANT, PREGNANT.

>> THE ANSWER IS STONED, STONED.

SO NO POINTS.

>> THAT'S FINE.

THE JOKE TO ME WAS WORTH IT.

>> PREGNANT IS LIKE BEING BABYSTONED, RIGHT?

>> I SAID IT WAS JUST LIKE CHECKOUT MY BELLY!

I DON'T NEED IT ANYMORE!

( BLEEP ) BORED.

I'M ABOUT TO GET WASTED.

GRACE.

>> PREGNANT, DRUNK PREGNANT.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE ).

>> ARE YOU GOING WITH DRUNK ORPREGNANT GIKNOW, I'M GOING TO GO

WITH THE CLASSY PREGNANT.

>> YES, FORTUNATELY, THAT'SPREGNANT, GETTING WASTED.

WELL DONE.

>> WHAT!

IT'S TEEN MOM AMBER, RIGHT,MAYBE?

>> A WHOLE NEW KIND OF AMBERALERT.

( LAUGHTER )DON'T LET THAT WOMAN DRINK WITH

A BABY IN HER BODY.

>> THERE WAS ALREADY AN AMBERVAN DORN.

THAT MEANS SHE WAS BLOCKEDDEDAND HAD TO MAKE A NEW ONE.

>> NO, NO, NO, SHE GOT REALLYPREGNANT ONE NIGHT AND DELETED

HER FIRST ACCOUNT.

( APPLAUSE )I'M NOT SURE WHAT THIS NEXT ONE

MINES MOOENS BUT I'M DELIGHTEDBY IT.

JUST AN EMOTIONAL ASS MOMENT.

LET THAT SOAK IN.

YES, KURT.

>> STOAPPED.

>> NO, THAT IS DRUNK.

>> ARE YOU JOKING!

>> VERY EMOTIONAL-->> LIKE, I JUST HAD AN EMOTIONAL

ASS MOMENT.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> IS THAT A UTERUS, OR IS THATA BIRD WITH GIANT BALLS?

>> YES, I THINK--( LAUGHTER )

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