#Stoned, #Drunk or #Pregnant - An Emotional Ass Moment

  • Season 1 , Ep 0113
  • 11/11/2013
  • Views: 2,233

The comedians guess whether tweets are hashtagged #stoned, #drunk or #pregnant. (2:25)

AS WE JUMP TO OUR NEXT GAME IT'S

TIME FOR STONED, DRUNK, OR

PREGNANT.

I'M GOING TO READ A TWEET WITH A

HASHTAG.

FOR 250 POINTS, YOU HAVE TO TELL

ME IF THE HASHTAG IS #STONED,

#DRUNK, OR #PREGNANT.

I ACCIDENTALLY JUST TOOK MY

SHIRT OFF AND THREW IT AWAY.

YES, KURT.

>> PREGNANT.

PREGNANT, PREGNANT, PREGNANT.

>> THE ANSWER IS STONED, STONED.

SO NO POINTS.

>> THAT'S FINE.

THE JOKE TO ME WAS WORTH IT.

>> PREGNANT IS LIKE BEING BABY

STONED, RIGHT?

>> I SAID IT WAS JUST LIKE CHECK

OUT MY BELLY!

I DON'T NEED IT ANYMORE!

( BLEEP ) BORED.

I'M ABOUT TO GET WASTED.

GRACE.

>> PREGNANT, DRUNK PREGNANT.

( LAUGHTER )

( APPLAUSE ).

>> ARE YOU GOING WITH DRUNK OR

PREGNANT GIKNOW, I'M GOING TO GO

WITH THE CLASSY PREGNANT.

>> YES, FORTUNATELY, THAT'S

PREGNANT, GETTING WASTED.

WELL DONE.

>> WHAT!

IT'S TEEN MOM AMBER, RIGHT,

MAYBE?

>> A WHOLE NEW KIND OF AMBER

ALERT.

( LAUGHTER )

DON'T LET THAT WOMAN DRINK WITH

A BABY IN HER BODY.

>> THERE WAS ALREADY AN AMBER

VAN DORN.

THAT MEANS SHE WAS BLOCKEDDED

AND HAD TO MAKE A NEW ONE.

>> NO, NO, NO, SHE GOT REALLY

PREGNANT ONE NIGHT AND DELETED

HER FIRST ACCOUNT.

( APPLAUSE )

I'M NOT SURE WHAT THIS NEXT ONE

MINES MOOENS BUT I'M DELIGHTED

BY IT.

JUST AN EMOTIONAL ASS MOMENT.

LET THAT SOAK IN.

YES, KURT.

>> STOAPPED.

>> NO, THAT IS DRUNK.

>> ARE YOU JOKING!

>> VERY EMOTIONAL--

>> LIKE, I JUST HAD AN EMOTIONAL

ASS MOMENT.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> IS THAT A UTERUS, OR IS THAT

A BIRD WITH GIANT BALLS?

>> YES, I THINK--

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