-Not only...-HARDWICK: Now it is time
to play tonight's#HashtagWars.
(applause and cheering)
Oh, here we go.They're coming in.
President Donald Trump helda press conference this morning
that can only be described as "ADonald Trump press conference."
-(laughter) -It's very hardto put into words
what a turd-tornadoAmerica has been recently,
but David Cicillinegave it his best shot
when he comparedthe Trump administration
to a particular Netflix show.Take a look.
Mr. Speaker, like the maincharacters in Stranger Things,
we are now stuckin the upside down.
Right is wrong, up is down,black is white.
By the way, I want to point out,
that sign cost taxpayers$30,000.
I mean, I like RepresentativeCicilline's comparison,
but I thinkwe can do even better.
That is why tonight's hashtagis #PresidentialTVShows.
Examples might be Don't TrustDwight D in Apartment 23,
or-- get ready for it-- Orangeis the New Barack, you guys.
-(applause and cheering)-Because... -Barack Obama!
So I would liketo begin in... uh, now.
Eisenhower Met Your Mother.
HARDWICK: All right, great.Points. Very good.
-(laughter, applause & cheering)-Hannah.
-Murder She Roosevelt.-HARDWICK: Yes. Very good.
(laughter) -@bgmccu says,"To Catch a Senator."
-Because it was really fun.-(laughter) -Oh.
-Uh, yes, Grace.-Um, Guiding Dwight.
Yes. Guiding Dwightis very good.
@BrummelsJustin says,"Everybody Loves Reagan."
-(laughter)-That's a funny one.
@iSAL9000 says,"Little Hands on the Prairie."
-(laughter, applause & cheering)-That...
-That is not nice.-HARDWICK: Mamrie.
-HARDWICK: Very good.-Good for you.
It's a throwback.♪ Martin Van Buren.
-HARDWICK: Yes. Very good.-(laughter)
-Yes. Grace.-Alternative Facts of Life.
-HARDWICK: Very good.-(laughter, applause & cheering)
@soleytoya says,"The Fresh Prince of Bad Hair."
-Hannah.-I can't follow that.
-(laughter) -You have to!Your country needs you!
Okay. George Double Dare Bush.
-Yes. Very good.-Oh, that's good.
Oh, I wish we could slime.
We need to pour slime on you
for thatfor the double dare thing.
We don't... Do we have slime?I'm being told
we don't have slime in thebuilding. We will rectify that