Paul F. Tompkins - Fantasy Camp

  • Season 7 , Ep 6
  • 03/13/2002
  • Views: 6,520

If you never got to go pro as a migrant worker, you can always go to fantasy camp. (1:37)

SOME FRIENDS OF MINETOLD ME ABOUT THIS OUTING

THAT THEY GO ON AND THEYSUGGESTED I DO IT, TOO.

BUT IT INVOLVES THE OUTDOORSAND I'M NOT A FAN.

HERE'S WHAT IT WAS.

THEY SAID--"PAUL, IT'S WONDERFUL.

WHAT WE DO IS EVERY SUMMERONCE A MONTH, WE GO TO THIS FARM

WHERE THIS FARMER HAS A CHERRYORCHARD.

AND, YOU KNOW, WE GIVE THE GUY$35 AND HE GIVES US

A LADDER AND A BUSHEL BASKET ANDWE GO OUT THERE IN THE ORCHARD

AND WE CLIMB UP THE LADDERAND WE PICK THE CHERRIES.

WE PICK THE CHERRIES OFFTHE TREE AND WE PUT THEM IN THE

BASKET JUST PICK THE CHERRIES.

WE'RE OUT THERE IN THE FRESH AIRAND THE SUNSHINE.

IT'S JUST--IT'S JUST DELIGHTFUL.

IT'S JUST DELIGHTFUL.

(LAUGHTER)WELL, WELL, WELL.

IT SEEMS SOMEONE HAS STOLENMY IDEA FOR THE MIGRANT WORKER

FANTASY CAMP.

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?"(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

FIGURES.

AM I RIGHT, SIR?

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE MAILED THAT(BLEEP) TO MYSELF.

'CAUSE LET'S SAY YOU DID SOMEMIGRANT WORKING IN COLLEGE,

RIGHT?

AND YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE PRETTYGOOD.

YOU COULD OF TURNED PROBUT THEN, I DON'T KNOW,

YOU BROKE YOUR LEG OR WHATEVER.

THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO WORKALONGSIDE THE GREATS OF MIGRANT

FARM WORKING.

IS THAT JESUS GUERERRO OVERTHERE?

I WONDER IF HE'LL SIGNMY BUSHEL?

HA-HA.

BUSHEL.

WHAT A FUNNY WORD.

I'M GLAD I MANAGED TO THROW ITIN THERE.

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