[funky hip-hop music]
- Yo, why you lookso tired, my dude?
- Stayed up latewatching "New Jack City."
That joint gotfire-ass quotables.
- [as Wesley Snipes]Sit your $5-ass down
before I make change.
- "Never liked you anyway,pretty mother[bleep]."
- Bro, Wesley Snipes the GOAT--"White Men Can't Jump,"
"To Wong Foo, Thanks forEverything, Julie Newmar."
- Man, how you gonna namethat "Wong Foo" shit
and not drop "Jungle Fever?"
Y'all don't know shit.
- Yeah, "Jungle Fever"was my shit.
[as Snipes]Mama, I smoked the TV.
Now pay attentionto the goddamn game!
- Damn Milk,I didn't know
"Jungle Fever"meant so much to you.
- Yeah, we enjoy watchingSnipes take down Beckys
as much as anybody.
No need to gettesty with Wesley.
- My bad, y'all.I'm tripping.
Uncle Joey gotmy shit twisted.
- What'd you do now, Milk?
- He on some ole"send me away" 'cause
my YouTube showabout to blow shit.
- You got a YouTube show?What's it called?
- "Got You, Mother[bleep]!"
[air dryer blows] [coughing]
You put baby powder in my blow dryer?
- Nah, I put blow in your blow dryer.
- What? - [laughs]
Got you, mother[bleep].
- [gibbering] [thud]
Milton, get down here; we're gonna be late for synagogue.
[squish] The hell?
Is this honey? Why would--Milton!
- Got you, mother[bleep].
[sputtered screaming] [bees buzzing]
- Get out the car, you cracker-ass cracker,
and leave the shit running.
- Please, don't hurt me.
- Knew you was a mark-ass bitch, caa!
- Milton! [tires squealing]
- G--got you, moth...
- That's it, Milton!
- So that squareUncle Joey booted me,
signed me up for thestudent exchange program.
- Oh, for real?Foreign breezies love Americans.
Where he sending you?France, Japan, Swedish?
- Man, [blows raspberry]Ubombastan.
- Damn, Milk.
- Well, I'm finnajust pour out
a little somethingfor you now.
- What's thatsupposed to mean?
- It means you betterlearn how to throw rocks
'cause you dead,mother[bleep]!