Eugene Mirman - Questions from the Audience Pt. 1

Eugene Mirman: An Evening of Comedy in a Fake Underground Laboratory Season 1, Ep 101 12/14/2012 Views: 2,409

Eugene Mirman advises the audience on death rituals and religious conversion. (1:11)

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TO ASK ME QUESTIONS,

TO GIVE YOU GUYS ADVICE,

TO WRITE DOWN QUESTIONSON NOTE CARDS.

AND HERE THEY ARE.

AND LET ME GIVE YOUSOME ADVICE,

ANSWER SOMEOF YOUR QUESTIONS.

[cheers and applause]

WELL, "WHERE SHOULD MY ASHESBE PLACED AFTER I DIE?"

GOOD QUESTION.

UH, INSIDE THE MOUTHOF A FAT KID.

"MY CONSCIOUSNESS KEEPSPROJECTING INTO MY DIRE WOLF.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?"

[laughter]

GET A JOB.

[laughter and applause]

"I'M THINKING OF BECOME A JEW.ANY ADVICE?"

YES.

I RECOMMEND GODCHOOSING YOU...

[laughter and cheering]

TO BE ONE.

IT'S NOT A BURN.

ISN'T THAT THE THING?

I'M JEWISH.I SHOULD KNOW.

I SHOULDN'T BE ASKING YOU.

BUT I BELIEVE GOD HAS TO CHOOSEYOU TO BE VERY SPECIAL

AND DESPISEDFOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS

BY ALLTHE WORLD'S GOVERNMENTS.