Pete Holmes - Not Non-True

  • Season 14 , Ep 4
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 29,128

According to Pete Holmes, Hustler Magazine is both true and false at the same time. (1:06)

I'M A DUMMY.

SEE THAT?THAT'S MY DUMMY FACE.

LIKE...

ANYBODY?

I'LL GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE.

EVERY TIME I'M IN A BOOKSTOREOR A LIBRARY

AND I SEE THE PHRASE"NONFICTION,"

I HAVE TO FIGURE IT OUT...

[ LAUGHTER ]

...IN MY HEAD.

LET'S BE CLEAR. I'M 30.

I WENT TO COLLEGE.I FINISHED.

I SEE "NONFICTION," I FREEZE.

LIKE, "NONFICTION?"

"FICTION...NOT TRUE."

[ LAUGHTER ]

"NONFICT--

NOT NON-TR--"

[ LAUGHTER ]

"DOUBLE NOT, TRUTH NOT --NOT OPEN PARENTHESES NOT TRUE.

SCREW IT.I'M READING HUSTLER."

[ LAUGHTER ]

"THAT'S BOTH AT THE SAME TIME --TRUE AND FALSE."

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