Ardal O'Hanlon - Big Finish

  • Season 5, Ep 15
  • 10/07/2001
  • Views: 1,266

Ardal O'Hanlon wishes he had a bigger finish -- and a bigger start and more bigness in the middle. (1:12)

ARDAL O'HANLON>> SO, A FRIEND

OF MINE WAS RECENTLY TELLING ME

THAT I SHOULD TELL MY DAD THAT

I LOVE HIM BEFORE HE DIES.

AND I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS--

BUT WHAT IF I GOT THE TIMING

WRONG?

YOU KNOW, AND HE LIVED FOR

ANOTHER 20 YEARS.

I DON'T THINK EITHER OF US COULD

COPE WITH THE EMBARRASSMENT.

I'D HAVE TO KILL HIM.

(LAUGHTER)

OH, THAT'S ABOUT ALL I KNOW

REALLY.

YOU'VE BEEN GREAT.

YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO

COME HERE AT ALL, YOU KNOW.

I EXPECTED COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

PEOPLE, BUT YOU'VE BEEN

MARVELOUS.

YOU KNOW, I COULDN'T WISH FOR A

BETTER AUDIENCE.

IF I PUT MONEY IN A WISHING

WELL, I DON'T WISH FOR LOVE

OR RICHES OR ANYTHING.

I JUST WISH THAT NOBODY ELSE'S

WISHES COME TRUE AND THAT ALWAYS

WORKS, YOU KNOW.

SORRY ABOUT THAT, IT'S ALL MY

FAULT.

(APPLAUSE)

SO I WISH I HAD A BIG FINISH FOR

YOU PEOPLE AND I WISH I HAD A

BIGGER START AND I WISH THERE

WAS MORE BIGNESS IN THE MIDDLE

BUT LIKE I SAID, IT'S NOT

RIVERDANCE, YOU KNOW?

AND WHERE I COME FROM WE DON'T

EXPECT VERY MUCH.

I MEAN, THERE'S A SAYING IN MY

HOME TOWN-- IF YOU EXPECT A KICK

IN THE BALLS AND YOU GET A SLAP

IN THE FACE THEN IT'S A VICTORY.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR

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