Grimes on the Case

  • Season 2 , Ep 208
  • 08/04/2011
  • Views: 7,325

Grimes' investigation into Tad's murder leads to Callie, just as Evil Clone Mark planned. (2:09)

THE MURDER WEAPON, BOSS.

IT'S GOT FINGERPRINTSALL OVER IT.

- LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A MURDERINVESTIGATION ON OUR HANDS.

- SHOULD I CANCELOUR BOWLING PRACTICE TONIGHT?

- HELL, NO!THE TOURNAMENT'S THIS FRIDAY.

KEEP YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT.

- SO SAD ABOUT COUSIN TAD.

YOU KNOW,HE MADE A GREAT APPLE TART.

YOUR AUNT SALLY LOVED IT.

HEY,WHY IS NO ONE HERE?

YOU SENT INVITATIONS OUT,RIGHT, TWAYNE?

- OH, GOD, THE INVITATIONS.

THAT'S TAD'S JOB.I'LL CALL HIM.

- TAD'S DEAD, TWAYNE.

JESUS, THANK SATANYOU STILL HAVE CALLIE AROUND.

- OH, THANK YOU, DADDY.

I'D LOVE TO HAVEMY OLD JOB BACK.

NOW MARK AND I HAVE LOTSOF FILTHY SEX ACTS TO PERFORM,

SO IF YOU DON'T MIND...

- ACTUALLY, I DO.

ARREST HER, BOYS.

- ON WHAT CHARGE?

- THE MURDEROF TAD MONKEYBOTTOM.

- WHAT?I DIDN'T KILL HIM.

- GOT THE MURDER WEAPONRIGHT HERE.

YOUR PRINTS AREALL OVER IT, RED.

- THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

BESIDES,I HAVE LOTS OF WEAPONS.

IT HAPPENS TO BE A HOBBYOF MINE.

- THAT'S NOT ALL WE'VE GOT.

- OH, WAIT, THAT IS A TRIDENT.

AHH!

- [gasps]

- YOU ASS-DIALED MEDURING THE MURDER.

IT'S OVER, CALLIE.I'M SORRY.

I ALWAYS THOUGHTIT'D BE ME YOU MURDERED

IN SOME ILL-ADVISEDSEXUAL ENCOUNTER,

MAYBE AFTER HOURSAT THE HOLIDAY PARTY,

WHERE WE BOTH HADA FEW TOO MANY EGGNOGS,

AND THEN I KIND OF SAY,"HEY, YOU LOOK GREAT TONIGHT,"

AND YOU LOOK AT ME AND SAY,"LET'S GO BACK TO MY PLACE."

AM I STILL TALKING?

- BUT I LOST MY PHONE.

I'M BEING FRAMED.

OOH.

- I WON'T BE PUT IN THE HUDSONTHAT EASILY.

NEXT TIME, LOCK YOUR DIARY,YOU DOUBLE-CROSSING HUSSY.

TRY TO IMPLICATE MEAND THE REAL MARK LILLY?

NICE.

- THE HUDSON.

OH, NO, NO, NO, YOU IDIOT.

YOU HAVE IT ALL WRONG.

I WASN'T GOING TO KILL YOU.

- TELL IT TO YOUR NEW LESBIANPLAYMATES IN GIRL RIKERS.

THERE, YOU'LL BE IN THE STAR INYOUR OWN WOMAN'S PRISON MOVIE.

YOU'LL HAVE TO SELL YOUR BODYFOR PROTECTION

FROM THE GANGS AND THE GUARDS.

THEN ONE NIGHT,YOUR CELL MATE, DEANDRA,

WILL CLIMB INTO YOUR BUNK.

JESUS CHRIST,AGAIN WITH THE TALKING.

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