"I'm doing it, Sex in the City, why am I an adult man
referencing Sex in the City?" moment.
And I finally got it
when I shat my pantson the subway.
I was.., I was verygrumbly in my tumbly,
like Winnie the Pooh.
Emphasis on the "pooh."
Uh, and the worst part was,
I was on my wayto a job interview.
So I had to clean myself up.
I went to this free
public restroom service,
Starbucks, that they have.
And there was no toilet paper,
so I had to use
my job résuméto clean myself up.
'Cause that's whatMacGyver would do.
I show up to the interview20 minutes late,
and the guy's like,"Uh, you're late
and you don't have a résumé."
And I was like,
(stilted):"I'm sorry, sir.
"What happened was,I shat my pants
"and I just want you to know
"that that's the kindof honesty and integrity
"that I will bringto your Pinkberry store
if you hire me."