Defending Your Tweet - John Mulaney & T.J. Miller

Season 1 , Ep 7 04/02/13 Views: 21,485

John Mulaney stands by his great idea for a Hollywood slogan, and T.J. Miller takes issue with Anthony's assumptions. (2:34)

AND FLUSH THE TOILET.

IT'S "DEFENDING YOUR TWEET."

YOU TWEETED IT.

NOW I'M GONNA READ ITAND ASK YOU TO DEFEND IT

IN FRONT OFALL THESE PEOPLE.

JOHN, ON AUGUST 28th,YOU TWEETED:

JOHN, DEFEND YOUR TWEET.

- YEAH, SOLID TWEET.EXCELLENT TWEET.

IT COMBINES THINGSTHAT PEOPLE ON TWITTER LOVE,

LIKE LATIN

AND DATED FEYHOLLYWOOD REFERENCES.

IT'S PERFECTFOR YOUR AUDIENCE.

- PERFECT, YEAH.

- I MEAN, I THINKI HAD THEM AT "BARANSKI."

- AN UPCOMING GUEST.

- AND I DON'T HAVETO DO ANY MORE WORK

BECAUSE I PUT THE WORD"ET CETERA" AT THE END.

- THE OLD COMEDY TRICK.

GREAT.THAT'S A GREAT DEFENSE.

- I THINK YOU HAD THEMAT "BARANSKI"

AND YOU LOST THEMAT "ET CETERA."

ALSO WHEN YOU DIDN'THAVE THE WORD "RAPE" IN IT.

- HE GOT IN ANOTHER ONE.

- I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD HAVETO TELL ANOTHER COMEDIAN,

"CHILL WITH THE RAPE STUFF."

[laughter]

AND, T.J., ON MARCH 21st,YOU TWEETED THIS.

[applause]

T.J., DEFEND YOUR TWEET.

- FIRST OF ALL I DON'T THINK

YOU SHOULD TRY AND ASSUME

THAT THAT WORD WAS SUPPOSEDTO BE [bleep].

[laughter]

- IT'S ACTUALLY "SPIT."

THAT WAS A DOOZY.

YOU'RE GOINGTO SPIT YOUR PANTS.

WHY DID I DO THIS SHOW?

- BECAUSE YOU HAVENOTHING ELSE.

YOU'VE BURNED EVERY BRIDGEYOU HAVE IN THIS BUSINESS.

BUT THANK YOU BOTHFOR BEING HERE TONIGHT.

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