Chris Rock - Legalize Crack

Bring the Pain Season 1, Ep 1 05/15/2016 Views: 495

Not only does Chris Rock think crack should be legalized, he thinks the harder it is for people to find drugs, the harder they'd work to get high. (1:01)

I THINK THEY SHOULD JUST

LEGALIZE CRACK.

LEGALIZE IT.

YOU KNOW WHY I WANT THEM

TO LEGALIZE CRACK ?

JUST SO MY FRIENDS' MOTHERS

CAN HAVE SOMETHING

TO BRAG ABOUT.

YOU KNOW, RONALD GOT HIS OWN

CRACK HOUSE NOW !

CHILD, HE GOT HIS OWN

CRACK HOUSE !

AND I DRIVE BY EVERY DAY, GOING,

THAT'S MY BABY'S CRACK HOUSE,

RIGHT THERE !

THEY GOT JUMBO !

LEGALIZE IT, MAN, ALL DRUGS

SHOULD BE LEGAL.

ALL DRUGS SHOULD BE LEGAL, WHY ?

BECAUSE PEOPLE WANNA GET HIGH.

THAT'S RIGHT.

PEOPLE THINKING ABOUT GETTING

HIGH RIGHT NOW.

PEOPLE ARE LIKE, DAMN, HOW MUCH

LONGER IN THE SHOW ?

PEOPLE LOVE TO GET HIGH, MAN.

YOU COULD GET RID

OF ALL THE ILLEGAL DRUGS

IN THE WORLD,

WON'T MEAN ( bleep ) !

PEOPLE WANNA GET HIGH.

YOU COULD GET RID OF ALL

THE CRACK.

ALL THE HERB, ALL THE BLOW,

YOU KNOW WHAT'LL HAPPEN ?

PEOPLE WILL JUST THINK

OF NEW WAYS OF GETTING HIGH.

THAT'S RIGHT.

GUYS WILL GO IN THEIR BASEMENT

AND BECOME SCIENTISTS.

LIKE, YO, CHECK THIS OUT,

CHECK THIS OUT.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU GET A BABY'S

BOTTLE, RIGHT ?

FILL IT UP WITH A LITTLE

GASOLINE, A DEAD LIMA BEAN

AND SUCK IT,

YOU'LL BE ( bleep ) UP !