Denis Leary - Anal Leakage

Denis Leary: Douchebags and Donuts Season 1, Ep 101 01/16/2011 Views: 17,363

Denis Leary enlightens the douchebags who never pay attention to the side effects of weight-loss drugs. (1:26)

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- NEXT IN THE DOUCHEBAG PARADE.

MOST OF THE PEOPLE I KNOWTHAT TAKE PRESCRIPTION DRUGS

NEVER EVEN THINKABOUT THE SIDE EFFECTS.

THEY DON'T EVEN READ THE LITTLEPACKAGING ON THE SIDE.

THEY JUST WANT TO TAKE ITAND FEEL BETTER.

WELL, TONIGHT I'M GONNA POINTOUT SOME OF THE SIDE EFFECTS

THAT YOU SHOULD REALLYBE PAYING ATTENTION TO.

NUMBER ONE:LITTLE DRUG CALLED ALLI.

IT TREATS WEIGHT LOSS.

IT'S A WEIGHT LOSS AID, OKAY?

LET'S TAKE A LOOKAT THE SIDE EFFECTS.

NUMBER ONE:

OILY SPOTTINGIN YOUR UNDERGARMENTS.

WHERE I COME FROM,WE CALL THAT

[bleep] IN YOUR PANTS,LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

IF I WENT TO MY MOTHERWHEN I WAS A KID AND SAID,

"I THINK I GOT SOME OILYSPOTTING IN MY UNDERGARMENTS,"

"YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS AGAIN,DIDN'T YOU?

SON OF A BITCH."

THE REASON THEY CREATEDTHIS STATEMENT,

"OILY SPOTTINGIN YOUR UNDERGARMENTS,"

IS BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANTTO USE "ANAL LEAKAGE" ANYMORE.

ALLI WAS THE DRUG

THAT BASICALLY INVENTEDANAL LEAKAGE.

I STILL LIKE ANAL LEAKAGE.I THINK IT'S BETTER.

SOUNDS LIKE A HEAVY METAL BANDFROM THE '80s, DOESN'T IT?

"I SAW ANAL LEAKAGE, MAN.[bleep] EXCELLENT.

"I SAW 'EM WITH NAUSEAAND BLACK STOOL, MAN.

IT WAS EXCELLENT!"

ANAL [bleep] LEAKAGE.

YEAH, YOU'RE LOSING WEIGHT.