- Why don't you kill yourself?
Trust me, no one will care.
- You fat hooker!
- You fat hooker.
Ike, when this is all over,
we're going to need to clear your mouth out.
- I'm still Santa, but I just happen to be a Santa of color.
- I will say, I'm alittle worried for him,
because you know that sleigh is getting pulled over.
Don't play around.
♪ And if this Christmas Eve you hear bells tinkling,
- What are some other activitiesat their Christmas party?
- Accidentally saying the N word.
- Curtain comes up, andthere's the witches.
Bubble bubble, toil and trouble,
witches burn and,
slurred speech through laughter)
I'm (beep), wait, wait, wait.
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